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(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-159362 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, April 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is BOT-159362!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Yao Dick covers up.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-159362 fires a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Yao Dick blocks.
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+Yao Dick hits with a volley of quick shots to the chest.
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+Bot-159362 tags Yao Dick with a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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+Yao Dick fires a volley of blows to the stomach. Bot-159362 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-159362 with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-159362 launches a jab to the temple, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-159362 lands a series of punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick staggers Bot-159362 with a pair of furious blows to the stomach.
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-Bot-159362 attempts a barrage of combinations to the head, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159362 with a flurry of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 12 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-159362 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-159362 tries a right jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-159362 hits with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Yao Dick doesn't seem bothered.
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-159362 with a loud cross to the solar plexus!
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159362 with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-159362 with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
-Bot-159362 probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
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-Bot-159362 tries a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-159362 attacks with a series of combinations to the jaw, but Yao Dick steps aside.
+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
-Bot-159362 paws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but misses.
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+Bot-159362 fires a jab to the eye.
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+Yao Dick scores with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 24 of 26 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 10 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159362 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-159362 attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-159362 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-159362 whacks Yao Dick with a quick right to the head.
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-Bot-159362 fires a left roundhouse to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Bot-159362 pops Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the eye!
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-Bot-159362 paws a right combination to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Bot-159362 launches a pair of combinations to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick throws a barrage of nasty punches to the chest. Bot-159362 gets mad!
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159362 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Yao Dick catches Bot-159362 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 10 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159362 is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

+Yao Dick connects with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159362 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159362 retreats to the far corner.
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-Bot-159362 tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Bot-159362 tries a right roundhouse to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-159362 with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Bot-159362 tries a left jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Bot-159362 thumps Yao Dick with a series of nasty combinations to the eye.
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-Bot-159362 probes with a combination to the face, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!!
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-159362 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-159362 throws a jab to the eye, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-159362 probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 32 of 32 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 7 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159362 is slowing down. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Yao Dick shakes Bot-159362 with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-159362 with a painful jab to the eye.
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-Bot-159362 attempts a barrage of left combinations to the face, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-159362 fires a series of combinations to the face.
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-Bot-159362 lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick escapes.
+Yao Dick fires a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Yao Dick belts Bot-159362 with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-159362 with a commanding jab to the head.
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-Bot-159362 attacks with a volley of right shots to the head, but misses completely.
-Bot-159362 throws a straight right to the face, but misses.
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+Yao Dick throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Yao Dick hammers Bot-159362 with a strong jab to the chin.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-159362 with a heavy sweeping right to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 39 of 39 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 8 of 36 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159362 is slowing down. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

+Yao Dick drills Bot-159362 with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick hammers Bot-159362 with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
Yao Dick lands a devestating right punch in the nose and Bot-159362 falls to the canvas!!

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Bot-159362 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Yao Dick pops Bot-159362 with a cross to the jaw. Bot-159362 quickly recovers.
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-Bot-159362 attacks with a volley of left shots to the temple, but Yao Dick blocks.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-159362 with a roundhouse to the temple.
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-Bot-159362 throws a left straight right to the nose, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
+Yao Dick throws a flurry of punches to the chest. Bot-159362 is hurt!
+Yao Dick pounds Bot-159362 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Bot-159362 retreats to the far corner.
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+Yao Dick tattoos Bot-159362 with a light jab to the stomach.
+Bot-159362 nails Yao Dick with a painful jab to the nose.
-Bot-159362 throws a right jab to the head, but fails to score.
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-Bot-159362 attacks with a series of combinations to the mouth, but Yao Dick stays away from it.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-159362 with a strong jab to the mouth. Bot-159362 laughs!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Yao Dick scores with a nasty sweeping right to the mouth.
+Yao Dick whacks Bot-159362 with a volley of combinations to the head.
+Bot-159362 clocks Yao Dick with a pair of nice combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 39 of 39 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 7 of 31 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-8

Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-53


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159362 collapses limply onto his stool. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 7

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-159362 attempts a volley of combinations to the face, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Yao Dick jars Bot-159362 with a pair of punches to the mouth. Bot-159362 quickly recovers.
Yao Dick lands a vicious right blow to the head and Bot-159362's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Bot-159362 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Yao Dick punches Bot-159362 with a barrage of punches to the head. Bot-159362 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Yao Dick lands a beautiful blow to the temple and Bot-159362 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Bot-159362 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159362 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-159362 attempts a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Yao Dick ducks.
+Yao Dick tosses a series of punches to the chin.
-Bot-159362 lunges with a left sweeping right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-159362 with a series of heavy punches to the jaw!
-Bot-159362 fires a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-159362 throws a barrage of combinations to the face, but Yao Dick stays away from it.
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+Bot-159362 fires a flurry of powerful combinations to the temple.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-159362 with a flurry of stinging combinations to the temple.
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+Yao Dick hits with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Yao Dick lands a volley of furious combinations to the face!
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+Yao Dick throws a left to the nose.
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+Bot-159362 hammers Yao Dick with a barrage of light combinations to the chin!! Yao Dick covers up.
+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of nice punches to the eye!
+Bot-159362 tags Yao Dick with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 37 of 41 punches, and BOT-159362 landed 5 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-7

Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-60


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159362 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 8

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159362 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-159362 fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Yao Dick ducks.
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-Bot-159362 lunges with a jab to the face, but Yao Dick covers himself well.
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-Bot-159362 attempts a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Yao Dick blocks.
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-Bot-159362 paws a right straight right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-159362 throws a series of combinations to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Yao Dick scores with a flurry of punches to the face. Bot-159362 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-159362 with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Bot-159362 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bot-159362 hits Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Bot-159362 probes with a flurry of combinations to the head, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159362 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-159362 paws a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
+Yao Dick solidly lands a mean jab to the eye.
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+Yao Dick jolts Bot-159362 with a vicious jab to the temple. Yao Dick strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Bot-159362 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Yao Dick wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159362 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let BOT-159362 continue the fight! Yao Dick wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-7

Yao Dick wins by a technical knockout!