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(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-159476 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Friday, April 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 353 pounds (160 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is BOT-159476!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Yao Dick covers up.
Bot-159476 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-159476 hits with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Bot-159476 throws a series of right blows to the chest, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-159476 throws a series of painful punches to the stomach!
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick catches Bot-159476 with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Bot-159476 ignores it.
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+Yao Dick nails Bot-159476 with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-159476 with a series of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-159476 probes with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but falls short.
-Bot-159476 lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Yao Dick escapes.
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+Bot-159476 strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 20 of 24 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 16 of 32 punches.

BOT-159476 won the round 10-9

BOT-159476 is winning the fight 10-9


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159476 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159476 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Bot-159476 fires a cross to the ribs. Yao Dick quickly recovers.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-159476 belts Yao Dick with a pair of glancing shots to the chest.
+Yao Dick pops Bot-159476 with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus!
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-Bot-159476 attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159476 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159476 probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
+Yao Dick pokes Bot-159476 with a solid straight right to the ribs.
-Bot-159476 probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick slams Bot-159476 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-159476 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 23 of 26 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 13 of 29 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-159476 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159476 tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Bot-159476 tattoos Yao Dick with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!! Bot-159476 quickly recovers.
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-Bot-159476 attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Bot-159476 clocks Yao Dick with a volley of painful blows to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159476 with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-159476 attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-159476 with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159476 ignores it.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 14 of 33 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 29-28


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-159476 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick throws a light jab to the ribs. Bot-159476 laughs!
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-Bot-159476 throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-159476 with a series of punches to the ribs.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick throws a series of punches to the solar plexus.
-Bot-159476 paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick wallops Bot-159476 with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs!! Bot-159476 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Yao Dick lands a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-159476 probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick wallops Bot-159476 with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Bot-159476 drills Yao Dick with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 33 of 33 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 14 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 39-37


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159476 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Yao Dick wallops Bot-159476 with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-159476 throws a mean jab to the solar plexus.
+Yao Dick drills Bot-159476 with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
+Bot-159476 attacks with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick nails Bot-159476 with a series of punches to the face.
-Bot-159476 launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Bot-159476 tries a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick ducks.
-Bot-159476 probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
+Yao Dick lands a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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-Bot-159476 lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Yao Dick hits with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 37 of 37 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 15 of 35 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 49-46


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-159476 is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Yao Dick attacks with a volley of strong punches to the nose. Bot-159476 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-159476 drills Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Bot-159476 fires a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
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-Bot-159476 charges with a right hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Yao Dick lands a light roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Bot-159476 pounds Yao Dick with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-159476 with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Yao Dick throws a straight right to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a pair of light punches to the ribs!
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-Bot-159476 throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick attacks with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick belts Bot-159476 with a nasty left to the mouth!!
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-Bot-159476 throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159476 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick fires a pair of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 37 of 44 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 11 of 34 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 59-55


Yao Dick is obviously tired.

Bot-159476 is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 is brawling. (inside)

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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of punches to the mouth. Bot-159476 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Yao Dick jolts Bot-159476 with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick tosses a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Yao Dick throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick stuns Bot-159476 with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Bot-159476 is hurt!
Yao Dick lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Bot-159476 falls senseless!!

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Bot-159476 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bot-159476 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Bot-159476 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Bot-159476 annoys Yao Dick with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
-Bot-159476 probes with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-159476 paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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-Bot-159476 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Yao Dick wallops Bot-159476 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Bot-159476 covers up.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick pummels Bot-159476 with a volley of stiff blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 41 of 45 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 12 of 31 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-8

Yao Dick is winning the fight 69-63


Yao Dick is obviously tired.

Bot-159476 looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 is brawling. (inside)

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-Bot-159476 probes with a left straight right to the chest, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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+Yao Dick tattoos Bot-159476 with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick punches Bot-159476 with a barrage of light punches to the jaw!
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159476 with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.
+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
Yao Dick lands a devestating blow to the head and Bot-159476 is knocked out of the ring!!

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Bot-159476 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Yao Dick lands a stiff roundhouse to the chin.
+Bot-159476 catches Yao Dick with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Yao Dick sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Yao Dick tosses a series of punches to the head.
+Bot-159476 backs up Yao Dick with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus! Yao Dick gets mad!
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-Bot-159476 lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-159476 launches a series of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Yao Dick hits with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Bot-159476 tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Yao Dick pokes Bot-159476 with a painful jab to the mouth. Bot-159476 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Yao Dick lands a terrific right blow to the head and Bot-159476 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Bot-159476 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-159476 fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Yao Dick smacks Bot-159476 with a solid left to the nose.
-Bot-159476 probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-159476 paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
+Yao Dick tags Bot-159476 with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Yao Dick wallops Bot-159476 with a barrage of loud blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 39 of 40 punches, and BOT-159476 landed 14 of 48 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-7

Yao Dick is winning the fight 79-70


Yao Dick is slowing down.

Bot-159476 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159476 is brawling. (inside)

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+Yao Dick lands a series of glancing punches to the jaw!
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+Yao Dick whacks Bot-159476 with a flurry of strong punches to the nose. Bot-159476 laughs!
Yao Dick lands a blood spattering smash to the jaw and Bot-159476 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Bot-159476 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-159476 lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-159476 thumps Yao Dick with a pair of nasty blows to the chest. Yao Dick is hurt!
-Bot-159476 throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Bot-159476 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick clocks Bot-159476 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Yao Dick lands a crashing right hook and Bot-159476 collapses!!

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He's Out!
Yao Dick wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Yao Dick is slowing down.

Bot-159476 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-159476 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-7

Yao Dick wins by a knockout!