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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\938002.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated Horatio "Thunder" Jackson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Friday, April 04, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 244 pounds (111 kilograms) is Horatio "Thunder" Jackson!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick covers up.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick hits Thunder with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick whacks Thunder with a series of furious punches to the ribs!!
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-Yao Dick fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Yao Dick punches Thunder with a flurry of hard blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 18 of 26 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 5 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick slams Thunder with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Thunder retreats to the far corner.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a stiff straight right to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs. Thunder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 22 of 26 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick whacks Thunder with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of mean blows to the chest!
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+Yao Dick pokes Thunder with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick hits Thunder with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick smacks Thunder with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick shakes Thunder with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick fires a nasty jab to the stomach. Thunder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick hits with a furious jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 29 of 32 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 9 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Yao Dick punches Thunder with a quick straight right to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick tags Thunder with a volley of quick shots to the jaw.
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+Yao Dick tattoos Thunder with a volley of punches to the head!
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+Thunder whacks Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick thumps Thunder with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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+Yao Dick pummels Thunder with a light straight right to the nose.
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+Yao Dick smashes Thunder with a series of furious punches to the jaw. Thunder beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick tags Thunder with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 38 of 41 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 5 of 7 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the head. Thunder gets mad!
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+Yao Dick whacks Thunder with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Thunder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Yao Dick smacks Thunder with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick tosses a mean jab to the head.
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+Yao Dick thumps Thunder with a volley of wild punches to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 41 of 41 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-54
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Thunder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick staggers Thunder with a heavy right to the chin.
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+Yao Dick tags Thunder with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Yao Dick throws a volley of punches to the stomach!! Thunder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Yao Dick thumps Thunder with a volley of quick punches to the stomach!
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+Yao Dick hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 40 of 40 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-63
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick jolts Thunder with a flurry of punches to the face!!
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+Yao Dick tattoos Thunder with a volley of heavy punches to the eye!
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+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Thunder ignores it.
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+Yao Dick solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the eye!
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+Yao Dick hits with a cross to the chest. Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick smashes Thunder with a barrage of solid blows to the nose!
+Yao Dick hits Thunder with a glancing roundhouse to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 39 of 39 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 5 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 80-72
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick pokes Thunder with a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Thunder gets mad!
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+Yao Dick strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick hits with a glancing jab to the nose. Thunder shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of strong punches to the head. Thunder doesn't notice.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a nasty jab to the eye.
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+Yao Dick tattoos Thunder with a left to the eye.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw. Thunder doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 42 of 42 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 7 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 90-81
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Yao Dick shakes Thunder with a volley of painful blows to the jaw.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a hook to the stomach. Thunder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Thunder connects with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Yao Dick backpedals to his own corner.
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+Yao Dick tosses a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Thunder laughs!
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+Yao Dick rocks Thunder with a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 40 of 42 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 5 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 100-90
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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+Yao Dick whacks Thunder with a series of punches to the head. Thunder is hurt!
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+Yao Dick tags Thunder with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Yao Dick takes charge with a series of nice punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick tags Thunder with a series of punches to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 30 of 30 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 5 of 8 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 110-99
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Thunder covers up.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the jaw!!
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+Yao Dick tosses a pair of commanding blows to the head. Thunder doesn't notice.
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+Thunder tattoos Yao Dick with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+Yao Dick connects with a flurry of solid blows to the head. Thunder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Yao Dick tags Thunder with a strong right to the face!
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 27 of 32 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 4 of 9 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 120-108
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Thunder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9
Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108
Yao Dick wins by decision!
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