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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated fkn thugn by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, April 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is fkn thugn!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Thugn hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky lands a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky clocks Thugn with a pair of off balance blows to the jaw.
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+Chomsky rocks Thugn with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Thugn seems wobbly!
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+Thugn tags Chomsky with a pair of off balance blows to the mouth. Chomsky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Chomsky shakes Thugn with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky hits with a jab to the chest.
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+Thugn lands a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky nails Thugn with a volley of strong punches to the chest. Thugn sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 23 of 24 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Thugn doesn't want to stop fighting!

Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky hits with a strong jab to the temple.
+Thugn attacks with a flurry of nice blows to the head.
+Chomsky lands a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn punches Chomsky with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
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+Chomsky thumps Thugn with a volley of punches to the nose. Thugn quickly recovers.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky hammers Thugn with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Thugn drills Chomsky with a barrage of nice blows to the head.
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+Chomsky tattoos Thugn with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky clocks Thugn with a series of heavy punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 21 of 26 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 28 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Thugn doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky scores with a jab to the stomach.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thugn belts Chomsky with a stinging uppercut to the jaw!
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-Chomsky attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of solid punches to the chest.
+Thugn suprises Chomsky with a series of stiff punches to the nose.
+Chomsky hits with a series of stiff punches to the chest!! Thugn beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Chomsky jolts Thugn with a jab to the chest.
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+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a pair of furious shots to the chest.
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-Thugn lunges with a series of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Thugn rocks Chomsky with a series of shots to the face. Chomsky covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 19 of 22 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 26 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Thugn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky connects with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky lands a pair of nice shots to the ribs.
+Thugn lands a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Chomsky retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky hammers Thugn with a series of wild blows to the ribs. Thugn is hurt!
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+Thugn thumps Chomsky with a series of hard blows to the jaw.
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+Chomsky pummels Thugn with a flurry of mean punches to the chest!! Thugn doesn't notice.
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+Thugn attacks with a hard jab to the jaw!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chomsky throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thugn leaps aside.
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-Chomsky probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Thugn steps aside and laughs.
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+Thugn tattoos Chomsky with a barrage of stinging shots to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 20 of 24 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 22 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Thugn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Chomsky throws a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky fires a pair of punches to the ribs!! Thugn doesn't seem bothered.
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+Thugn thumps Chomsky with a pair of punches to the chin.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn grazes Chomsky with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky fires a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chomsky lunges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Chomsky staggers Thugn with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Thugn retreats to the far corner.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thugn pounds Chomsky with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a volley of vicious shots to the solar plexus!
+Chomsky lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 19 of 23 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 51 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thugn connects with a pair of solid punches to the eye. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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+Thugn hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Thugn smashes Chomsky with a volley of shots to the mouth. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Chomsky throws a barrage of wild punches to the chest!
-Chomsky attempts a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Thugn ignores it.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Chomsky fires a furious straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky thumps Thugn with a series of quick shots to the chest.
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+Chomsky tags Thugn with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky tosses a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky punches Thugn with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 20 of 24 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 43 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Chomsky attacks with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Thugn annoys Chomsky with a cross to the mouth.
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-Chomsky fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thugn steps aside.
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+Chomsky punches Thugn with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Thugn smashes Chomsky with a pair of shots to the eye. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky punches Thugn with a series of glancing blows to the chest.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Chomsky hits Thugn with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Thugn falls against the ropes!
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of powerful punches to the stomach!
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+Chomsky lands a off balance cross to the ribs. Thugn doesn't notice.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Chomsky tattoos Thugn with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Thugn throws a barrage of hard shots to the temple.
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+Thugn tags Chomsky with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 18 of 26 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 28 of 51 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Thugn punches Chomsky with a pair of nice blows to the nose.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thugn tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
+Chomsky fires a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Thugn drills Chomsky with a series of painful shots to the nose.
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+Thugn jars Chomsky with a pair of wild shots to the jaw.
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+Chomsky hits Thugn with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky fires a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Chomsky hits Thugn with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chomsky lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Thugn escapes.
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+Thugn belts Chomsky with a pair of loud punches to the head!
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+Thugn tosses a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Thugn suprises Chomsky with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 32 of 39 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 49 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Thugn is obviously tired.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 9

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Thugn catches Chomsky with a barrage of loud blows to the mouth!
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+Thugn hits Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the temple. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Chomsky probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Thugn deftly avoits it.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn thumps Chomsky with a heavy uppercut to the head!
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+Thugn tosses a pair of blows to the temple.
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+Chomsky jars Thugn with a flurry of furious blows to the face.
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+Chomsky pounds Thugn with a flurry of furious punches to the face.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky thumps Thugn with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Chomsky charges with a series of right blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Chomsky suprises Thugn with a series of punches to the nose.
+Thugn drills Chomsky with a series of furious shots to the face! Chomsky ignores it.
-Chomsky fires a jab to the chin, but fails to score.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Thugn covers himself well.
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+Chomsky suprises Thugn with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade blows to the jaw.
+Thugn clocks Chomsky with a barrage of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 38 of 38 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 29 of 45 punches.

fkn thugn won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 89-82


Thugn is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 10

Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thugn launches a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Chomsky jars Thugn with a barrage of hard punches to the head!!
+Chomsky staggers Thugn with a pair of punches to the nose.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose. Thugn quickly recovers.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thugn whacks Chomsky with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw.
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+Thugn backs up Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky tosses a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky backs up Thugn with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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-Thugn lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Chomsky lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Thugn blocks.
+Thugn jolts Chomsky with a flurry of loud shots to the temple.
+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin!
+Thugn hurts Chomsky with a barrage of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Thugn whacks Chomsky with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

fkn thugn landed 28 of 42 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 29 of 49 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 99-92


Thugn is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 11

Thugn is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky tags Thugn with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
Chomsky lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Thugn hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Noam Chomsky wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thugn looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 9: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Noam Chomsky wins by a knockout!