Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937791.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) BOT-159435 defeated Yao Dick by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 358 pounds (162 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 213 pounds (97 kilograms) is BOT-159435!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159435 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Bot-159435 whacks Yao Dick with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!
+Yao Dick punches Bot-159435 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick connects with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Bot-159435 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick jolts Bot-159435 with a jab to the chest. Bot-159435 covers up.
-Bot-159435 fires a barrage of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-159435 throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Bot-159435 connects with a barrage of blows to the chest. Yao Dick asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Bot-159435 attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9
Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-159435 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159435 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Bot-159435 punches Yao Dick with a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Yao Dick falls against the ropes!
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+Yao Dick lands a flurry of quick punches to the ribs. Bot-159435 doesn't notice.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick pounds Bot-159435 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Bot-159435 tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick tosses a hook to the stomach.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-159435 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-159435 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Bot-159435 attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 22 of 25 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18
Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-159435 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Yao Dick connects with a barrage of furious punches to the chest! Bot-159435 laughs!
+Yao Dick annoys Bot-159435 with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159435 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bot-159435 probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Yao Dick escapes.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-159435 attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick shakes Bot-159435 with a series of blows to the chest.
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-Bot-159435 launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Yao Dick escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 19 of 25 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 8 of 25 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27
Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-159435 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-159435 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-159435 lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-159435 attacks with a uppercut to the ribs, but Yao Dick blocks.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick tattoos Bot-159435 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-159435 scores with a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Yao Dick connects with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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-Yao Dick throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Bot-159435 stays away from it.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick scores with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Bot-159435 attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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+Yao Dick thumps Bot-159435 with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Yao Dick nails Bot-159435 with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 26 of 34 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 9 of 22 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36
Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bot-159435 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 fights inside. (inside)
+Yao Dick thumps Bot-159435 with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
-Bot-159435 charges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-159435 with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
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+Bot-159435 fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of quick punches to the chin! Bot-159435 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-159435 lashes out with a right cross to the ribs, but Yao Dick ducks.
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+Yao Dick catches Bot-159435 with a volley of painful punches to the nose!
-Bot-159435 fires a series of shots to the chest, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
+Yao Dick connects with a jab to the jaw.
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+Yao Dick catches Bot-159435 with a volley of punches to the eye. Bot-159435 falls against the ropes!
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+Bot-159435 hammers Yao Dick with a flurry of nice shots to the stomach. Yao Dick is hurt!
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-Bot-159435 probes with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Yao Dick narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-159435 tries a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-159435 punches Yao Dick with a flurry of light shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 39 of 39 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 15 of 43 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45
Yao Dick is obviously tired.
Bot-159435 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 fights inside. (inside)
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-Bot-159435 launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
+Yao Dick pokes Bot-159435 with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick backs up Bot-159435 with a strong jab to the head.
-Bot-159435 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Bot-159435 throws a left hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Yao Dick connects with a loud right to the chest.
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-Bot-159435 attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Bot-159435 fires a straight right to the ribs, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
-Bot-159435 attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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+Yao Dick fires a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159435 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-159435 with a nice jab to the temple.
+Yao Dick hits Bot-159435 with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Bot-159435 scores with a volley of shots to the solar plexus!
+Bot-159435 annoys Yao Dick with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 40 of 40 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 12 of 40 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-54
Yao Dick is slowing down.
Bot-159435 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 fights inside. (inside)
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+Yao Dick scores with a volley of punches to the chin. Bot-159435 doesn't notice.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-159435 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Bot-159435 tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Bot-159435 tosses a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
-Bot-159435 throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Yao Dick throws a series of quick punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Bot-159435 throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Yao Dick blocks.
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-Bot-159435 paws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Yao Dick steps aside.
+Yao Dick slams Bot-159435 with a flurry of loud punches to the head! Bot-159435 laughs!
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-Bot-159435 attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-159435 with a series of light punches to the face.
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-Bot-159435 throws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Yao Dick belts Bot-159435 with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw! Bot-159435 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a series of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 39 of 39 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 11 of 37 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-63
Yao Dick looks exhausted.
Bot-159435 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 fights inside. (inside)
-Bot-159435 throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Yao Dick steps aside.
+Bot-159435 tosses a vicious uppercut to the chest!
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-Bot-159435 throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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-Bot-159435 probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-159435 with a series of commanding blows to the eye.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-159435 with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
-Bot-159435 attacks with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-159435 with a series of off balance shots to the head.
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-Bot-159435 throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but falls short.
-Bot-159435 tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
+Yao Dick attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Bot-159435 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-159435 with a series of punches to the temple. Bot-159435 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yao Dick landed 39 of 40 punches, and BOT-159435 landed 11 of 39 punches.
Yao Dick won the round 10-9
Yao Dick is winning the fight 80-72
Yao Dick collapses limply onto his stool.
Bot-159435 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159435 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Bot-159435 throws a pair of right crosses to the nose, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a hook to the head.
+Bot-159435 fires a barrage of loud punches to the eye. Yao Dick quickly recovers.
Bot-159435 lands a quick uppercut and Yao Dick is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
BOT-159435 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Yao Dick can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken jaw.
Bot-159435 collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
BOT-159435 wins by a knockout!
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