Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\937299.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Jesus Was Way Cool defeated Cosmo Kramer by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Monday, March 31, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Jesus Was Way Cool!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Jesus probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Kramer backs out of it.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer wallops Jesus with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Jesus punches Kramer with a series of glancing shots to the chest.
-Jesus lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer lands a stinging sweeping right to the chin. Jesus is hurt!
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+Kramer hits with a series of powerful blows to the head. Jesus quickly recovers.
+Kramer jolts Jesus with a series of nasty punches to the face.
+Kramer thumps Jesus with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Jesus connects with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-Jesus lashes out with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 34 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 37 of 41 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hits with a vicious jab to the head.
+Kramer takes charge with a heavy left to the stomach.
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-Jesus tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Kramer tosses a volley of light punches to the jaw. Jesus retreats to the far corner.
-Kramer fires a series of punches to the chest, but Jesus quickly backs away.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Jesus tries a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Jesus lands a volley of glancing shots to the ribs! Kramer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer hits with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+Kramer lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus paws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Kramer fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Kramer lands a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 33 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 38 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Kramer hits with a commanding roundhouse to the eye.
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-Jesus throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but Kramer blocks.
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-Jesus throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus hits with a barrage of shots to the chest. Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 34 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Jesus lashes out with a series of blows to the head, but Kramer escapes.
+Kramer connects with a series of punches to the nose.
+Jesus tattoos Kramer with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer strikes with a barrage of punches to the face. Jesus beats a hasty retreat.
+Kramer thumps Jesus with a barrage of punches to the temple! Jesus seems wobbly!
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+Kramer hammers Jesus with a barrage of vicious punches to the head.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jesus attempts a series of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer fires a series of glancing punches to the chin! Jesus backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 42 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus tries a series of right shots to the ribs, but Kramer stays away from it.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus tries a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus launches a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Kramer blocks.
+Jesus punches Kramer with a series of stiff punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 9 of 32 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the chin. Jesus grimaces in pain.
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Kramer thumps Jesus with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Jesus hammers Kramer with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Kramer blocks.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Kramer whacks Jesus with a pair of commanding punches to the chest. Jesus falls against the ropes!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus throws a cross to the ribs, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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+Kramer pounds Jesus with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Kramer tattoos Jesus with a barrage of punches to the face.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 32 of 38 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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-Jesus throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Jesus launches a pair of shots to the ribs, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 6 of 21 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Jesus lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
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-Jesus probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
+Kramer tosses a solid left to the stomach.
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+Kramer scores with a volley of blows to the jaw.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer nails Jesus with a glancing sweeping right to the eye. Jesus seems wobbly!
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+Kramer pops Jesus with a series of punches to the face. Jesus covers up.
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+Kramer smacks Jesus with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Kramer ducks.
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+Kramer solidly lands a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Kramer fires a series of punches to the head, but Jesus ducks just in time.
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+Jesus lands a pair of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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+Kramer attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 41 of 46 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 77-75
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
-Jesus tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Jesus launches a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Jesus hits with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 5 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 86-85
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kramer hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Jesus backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kramer jolts Jesus with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
+Kramer attacks with a series of stiff punches to the jaw. Jesus shakes his head to clear it.
+Kramer jars Jesus with a volley of solid punches to the jaw! Jesus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kramer suprises Jesus with a series of hard shots to the head.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus tries a series of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Kramer jolts Jesus with a series of strong punches to the face.
-Jesus tries to land a pair of right blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Jesus charges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Kramer backs out of it.
+Kramer throws a heavy jab to the temple.
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+Jesus hits with a barrage of commanding shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 12 of 31 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 47 of 50 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 96-94
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kramer catches Jesus with a loud right to the head.
+Jesus attacks with a volley of shots to the mouth.
Jesus lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Kramer collapses!!
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Jesus Was Way Cool wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jesus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kramer is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Jesus Was Way Cool wins by a knockout!
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