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(Heavyweight) Minute Bowl defeated Unemployed Bum Luchini by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, March 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 329 pounds (149 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 394 pounds (179 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute covers up.

+Minute staggers Luchini with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Luchini lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Minute hits Luchini with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Minute hits Luchini with a volley of blows to the temple. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Luchini tries a series of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini throws a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Minute tags Luchini with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Luchini paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Minute ducks.
+Minute tags Luchini with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Minute hits with a roundhouse to the chin!
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+Minute drills Luchini with a barrage of painful shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 1 of 23 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 31 of 33 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut below the right eye.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute covers up.

+Minute smashes Luchini with a barrage of powerful shots to the eye.
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-Luchini lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Minute grazes Luchini with a volley of blows to the chin!
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-Luchini launches a series of punches to the nose, but Minute escapes.
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-Luchini attempts a volley of left blows to the eye, but Minute ties him up.
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+Minute grazes Luchini with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Minute fires a hook to the nose.
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+Minute hammers Luchini with a loud right to the eye.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini throws a series of right punches to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.
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-Luchini attempts a sweeping right to the head, but comes up empty.
+Minute hits with a barrage of shots to the chin. Luchini covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 1 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 29 of 29 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute covers up.

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+Minute pops Luchini with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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+Minute hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin! Luchini is hurt!
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+Minute wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Minute hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
-Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Minute fires a series of blows to the jaw. Luchini grimaces in pain.
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-Luchini lunges with a hook to the stomach, but Minute ducks just in time.
-Luchini fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Luchini charges with a left roundhouse to the chin, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Minute suprises Luchini with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Minute smacks Luchini with a series of stiff blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 1 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 32 of 32 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute covers up.

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-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute connects with a series of nasty punches to the chin. Luchini grimaces in pain.
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+Minute tags Luchini with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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-Luchini attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Luchini launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Minute escapes.
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-Luchini tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
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+Minute clocks Luchini with a left to the head.
+Minute lands a pair of punches to the chin. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Luchini probes with a right right to the face, but only hits air.
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+Minute lashes out with a barrage of shots to the head. Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
+Minute belts Luchini with a volley of punches to the mouth. Luchini falls against the ropes!
-Luchini fires a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Minute covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 1 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 33 of 33 punches.

Minute Bowl won the round 10-9

Minute Bowl is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Minute covers up.

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+Minute pummels Luchini with a series of punches to the face. Luchini covers up.
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+Minute smashes Luchini with a volley of painful shots to the head! Luchini sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Minute slams Luchini with a flurry of light shots to the chin. Luchini backpedals to his own corner.
-Luchini throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Minute hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Minute escapes.
-Luchini tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Minute shakes Luchini with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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-Luchini paws a series of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Minute narrowly avoids it
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+Minute lashes out with a series of nice punches to the nose.
-Luchini tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Minute takes it in the forearms.
+Minute catches Luchini with a flurry of vicious blows to the chin!
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BELL
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Minute doesn't even want to rest!

The doctor won't let Unemployed Bum Luchini continue the fight! Minute Bowl wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 2: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 3: Minute Bowl 10-9
Round 4: Minute Bowl 10-9

Minute Bowl wins by a technical knockout!