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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated A 1 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, March 29, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 324 pounds (147 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is A 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the chin, but A 1 steps aside.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but A 1 escapes.
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+A 1 hits Crazyfucker with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the jaw, but A 1 steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but A 1 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but A 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but A 1 escapes.
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+A 1 punches Crazyfucker with a solid left to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right hook to the head, but A 1 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but A 1 blocks.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+A 1 hits with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and A 1 landed 7 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left shots to the head, but A 1 deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left uppercut to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of left shots to the mouth, but A 1 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
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+A 1 belts Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the stomach. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a roundhouse to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+A 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the chin, but A 1 steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right blows to the chest, but A 1 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left blows to the head, but A 1 hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of left punches to the head, but misses.
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+A 1 jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

+A 1 wallops Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left blows to the jaw, but A 1 backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a cross to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right left to the eye, but A 1 blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but A 1 steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+A 1 hurts Crazyfucker with a barrage of vicious shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

+A 1 hits Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but A 1 takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the chest, but A 1 ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a hook to the chin, but A 1 steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 21 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 9 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the face, but A 1 leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but A 1 ties him up.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a cross to the mouth, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+A 1 belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but A 1 backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right blows to the nose, but A 1 ducks.
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+Crazyfucker fires A 1 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but A 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+A 1 drills Crazyfucker with a loud uppercut to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
A 1 covers up.

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+A 1 throws a flurry of painful blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the face, but A 1 covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of shots to the mouth, but A 1 ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the chest, but A 1 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches, and A 1 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

A 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!