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(Heavyweight) Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler defeated Mike Good Night Tyson by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, March 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 275 pounds (125 kilograms) is Mike Good Night Tyson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tyson clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Beerguzzler tries to attack, but Tyson hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler drills Tyson with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tyson hits with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Beerguzzler tries to attack, but Tyson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Tyson covers himself well.
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beerguzzler tries to attack, but Tyson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler hits with a volley of blows to the ribs! Tyson shakes his head to clear it.
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-Tyson charges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Beerguzzler steps aside.
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+Beerguzzler hurts Tyson with a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 21 of 32 punches, and Mike Good Night Tyson landed 7 of 25 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Tyson doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tyson grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Beerguzzler hits with a solid straight right to the solar plexus. Tyson grimaces in pain.
+Beerguzzler backs up Tyson with a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Tyson shakes his head to clear it.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Tyson ties him up.
-Beerguzzler launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Tyson steps aside and laughs.
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Tyson attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Beerguzzler covers himself well.
Beerguzzler tries to attack, but Tyson hangs on until the referee separates them.
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Tyson attempts a series of left shots to the stomach, but Beerguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Beerguzzler tattoos Tyson with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Tyson lands a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Beerguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of solid blows to the ribs.
Beerguzzler tries to attack, but Tyson hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 20 of 28 punches, and Mike Good Night Tyson landed 7 of 25 punches.

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tyson grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Tyson fights inside. (inside)

+Tyson scores with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Tyson takes charge with a series of shots to the chest!
-Tyson launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Beerguzzler steps aside and laughs.
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beerguzzler wallops Tyson with a volley of quick blows to the eye.
Beerguzzler lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Tyson collapses!!

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Tyson struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Beerguzzler lands a volley of solid blows to the face. Tyson falls against the ropes!
Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Tyson steps aside.
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Tyson tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Beerguzzler solidly lands a series of strong punches to the jaw. Tyson laughs!
Beerguzzler lands a sudden left blow to the head and Tyson is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tyson is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9

Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler wins by a knockout!