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(Heavyweight) I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin defeated Adrien Hoooker by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-112, 117-112.

Match Wednesday, March 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 469 pounds (213 kilograms) is I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 283 pounds (128 kilograms) is Adrien Hoooker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Hoooker throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Kevin fires a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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+Kevin attacks with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Hoooker lands a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hoooker hits Kevin with a volley of punches to the head. Kevin seems wobbly!
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-Kevin tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Hoooker tags Kevin with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
-Hoooker probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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+Hoooker whacks Kevin with a hard cross to the eye.
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+Hoooker annoys Kevin with a volley of solid blows to the face.
+Kevin hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hoooker annoys Kevin with a volley of heavy punches to the face!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 32 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 25 of 43 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 10-9


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker throws a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Hoooker rocks Kevin with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin pounds Hoooker with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Kevin grazes Hoooker with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Kevin jars Hoooker with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Kevin takes charge with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Hoooker wallops Kevin with a flurry of hard punches to the eye!
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+Hoooker hits Kevin with a right to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 23 of 30 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 24 of 43 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 20-18


Kevin doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hoooker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

+Kevin pounds Hoooker with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hoooker lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Kevin hits Hoooker with a series of punches to the stomach. Hoooker doesn't notice.
+Kevin pummels Hoooker with a powerful jab to the chest. Hoooker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hoooker lands a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Hoooker throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Kevin covers himself well.
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+Hoooker smacks Kevin with a barrage of light punches to the temple. Kevin backpedals to his own corner.
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+Hoooker belts Kevin with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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-Hoooker probes with a right straight right to the eye, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Hoooker throws a series of punches to the face.
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+Hoooker pops Kevin with a barrage of stiff blows to the mouth.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Kevin tags Hoooker with a nasty jab to the stomach.
-Hoooker throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 25 of 32 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 24 of 41 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 30-27


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Hoooker suprises Kevin with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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-Kevin throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Hoooker throws a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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-Hoooker attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Kevin blocks.
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+Kevin belts Hoooker with a pair of heavy punches to the chest!!
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+Kevin throws a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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+Hoooker throws a series of light punches to the temple!
-Hoooker lunges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Kevin attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Hoooker ties him up.
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+Kevin hits Hoooker with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Kevin wallops Hoooker with a series of nice blows to the chest. Hoooker is hurt!
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+Hoooker staggers Kevin with a painful left to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 21 of 30 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 21 of 41 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 40-36


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Kevin stays outside and uses his jab.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Hoooker wallops Kevin with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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-Hoooker throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Kevin ducks just in time.
+Hoooker suprises Kevin with a flurry of hard punches to the chin! Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
-Hoooker paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Kevin leaps aside.
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+Kevin hits with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin slams Hoooker with a nice cross to the ribs.
+Kevin tags Hoooker with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Kevin paws a volley of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Hoooker paws a right jab to the jaw, but Kevin steps aside and laughs.
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-Hoooker launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Kevin hurts Hoooker with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin lands a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 26 of 30 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 22 of 38 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 50-45


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker tries a roundhouse to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin smacks Hoooker with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
-Hoooker probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Kevin beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin ducks just in time.
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-Hoooker throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kevin quickly backs away.
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+Hoooker rocks Kevin with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Kevin pops Hoooker with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
+Hoooker hits with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
+Kevin pummels Hoooker with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin tags Hoooker with a loud straight right to the ribs. Hoooker grimaces in pain.
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-Hoooker probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Kevin fires a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Hoooker hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Kevin throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Hoooker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Kevin attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Kevin grazes Hoooker with a sweeping right to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 44 of 57 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 14 of 38 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 60-54


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin hides behind his gloves.
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-Hoooker attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Kevin steps aside.
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-Hoooker paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Hoooker hits with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Hoooker strikes with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
-Hoooker fires a right jab to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 14 of 39 punches.

Adrien Hoooker won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 69-64


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Hoooker pokes Kevin with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Hoooker attempts a barrage of right blows to the head, but misses completely.
-Kevin charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Kevin pokes Hoooker with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-Hoooker launches a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Kevin tries to land a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Hoooker covers himself well.
+Kevin grazes Hoooker with a vicious jab to the solar plexus!!
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+Kevin pops Hoooker with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Kevin slams Hoooker with a strong jab to the stomach.
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+Kevin wallops Hoooker with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin lands a flurry of painful punches to the stomach! Hoooker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Hoooker paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Kevin blocks.
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-Hoooker attacks with a cross to the temple, but misses.
+Kevin jolts Hoooker with a barrage of punches to the chest. Hoooker backpedals to his own corner.
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+Kevin lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Kevin charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Hoooker backs out of it.
+Hoooker hurts Kevin with a pair of commanding punches to the temple. Kevin grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 37 of 58 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 15 of 40 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 79-73


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker throws a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Hoooker launches a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Hoooker fires a volley of nice punches to the face.
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-Hoooker charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Hoooker clocks Kevin with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
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+Hoooker connects with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Kevin blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 15 of 39 punches.

Adrien Hoooker won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 88-83


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Hoooker launches a series of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Kevin attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hoooker leaps aside.
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+Kevin hurts Hoooker with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
-Hoooker charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Hoooker throws a series of punches to the nose.
+Kevin tags Hoooker with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Hoooker beats a hasty retreat.
+Kevin hits with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
+Kevin hits with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
+Hoooker hits with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
-Kevin probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Hoooker whacks Kevin with a pair of mean punches to the temple! Kevin is hurt!
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+Kevin clocks Hoooker with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Kevin jolts Hoooker with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin throws a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus!
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-Kevin probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Hoooker attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but Kevin deftly avoits it.
-Hoooker lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kevin strikes with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 40 of 61 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 15 of 40 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 98-92


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Hoooker rocks Kevin with a light jab to the eye.
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+Hoooker hurts Kevin with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but Kevin takes it in the forearms.
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+Hoooker grazes Kevin with a series of punches to the nose. Kevin sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Hoooker paws a series of punches to the chin, but Kevin escapes.
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-Hoooker probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Hoooker lashes out with a right cross to the head, but Kevin blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 5 of 8 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 16 of 41 punches.

Adrien Hoooker won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 107-102


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Kevin backpedals and jabs.
Hoooker stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Hoooker quickly backs away.
-Hoooker fires a jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Hoooker lands a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Kevin connects with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
+Kevin pops Hoooker with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest. Hoooker covers up.
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+Kevin punches Hoooker with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Hoooker tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Kevin whacks Hoooker with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Kevin throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Hoooker tries to land a flurry of right punches to the head, but Kevin narrowly avoids it
+Hoooker tags Kevin with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Kevin paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Hoooker leaps aside.
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+Kevin connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Hoooker laughs!
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-Hoooker throws a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hoooker punches Kevin with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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+Kevin jolts Hoooker with a glancing jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin landed 45 of 56 punches, and Adrien Hoooker landed 17 of 39 punches.

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin won the round 10-9

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin is winning the fight 117-111


Kevin doesn't even want to rest!

Hoooker doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 117-112


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 3: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 4: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 5: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 6: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 7: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 8: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 9: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 10: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9
Round 11: Adrien Hoooker 10-9
Round 12: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 10-9

Total Score: I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin 117-112

I eat marshmallows for breakfast kevin wins by decision!