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(Heavyweight) Rustle "Hey" Relax defeated Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Thursday, March 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 279 pounds (127 kilograms) is Rustle "Hey" Relax !!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bam Bam covers up.

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+Bam Bam jars Hey with a pair of strong shots to the ribs. Hey shakes his head to clear it.
+Hey connects with a cross to the solar plexus. Bam Bam grimaces in pain.
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-Bam Bam throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bam Bam grazes Hey with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Hey quickly recovers.
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-Hey fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bam Bam steps aside.
-Hey lunges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bam Bam stays away from it.
+Hey fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bam Bam thumps Hey with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hey fires a wild right to the ribs!!
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+Bam Bam smashes Hey with a mean cross to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 13 of 24 punches, and Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar landed 26 of 33 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 10-9


Hey doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bam Bam doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bam Bam covers up.

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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Hey scores with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+Bam Bam throws a hook to the stomach.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hey shakes Bam Bam with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Bam Bam punches Hey with a commanding right to the chest. Hey ignores it.
-Bam Bam lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Hey deftly avoits it.
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+Bam Bam throws a flurry of painful blows to the stomach. Hey falls against the ropes!
Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bam Bam attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Hey attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 12 of 23 punches, and Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar landed 22 of 33 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 20-18


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Bam Bam grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bam Bam covers up.

Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bam Bam wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hey jars Bam Bam with a flurry of off balance shots to the stomach.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hey hits with a barrage of quick blows to the chest. Bam Bam beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hey pokes Bam Bam with a volley of stinging blows to the ribs.
-Bam Bam fires a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Hey deftly avoits it.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hey tries to land a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Bam Bam takes it in the forearms.
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+Bam Bam solidly lands a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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-Hey lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Bam Bam leaps aside.
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+Bam Bam lands a flurry of nasty blows to the ribs. Hey doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 13 of 24 punches, and Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar landed 16 of 31 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 30-27


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Bam Bam is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bam Bam covers up.

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+Bam Bam hits with a series of powerful blows to the ribs.
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+Hey attacks with a pair of shots to the stomach.
+Bam Bam lands a off balance right to the ribs. Hey sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hey tosses a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus. Bam Bam doesn't seem bothered.
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+Hey hurts Bam Bam with a series of furious punches to the ribs!
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-Bam Bam fires a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Hey steps aside and laughs.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Bam Bam throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Hey lunges with a series of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 15 of 25 punches, and Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar landed 14 of 32 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 40-36


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Bam Bam looks exhausted. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bam Bam covers up.

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+Hey hits with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bam Bam paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Hey hides behind his gloves.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bam Bam hurts Hey with a glancing jab to the chest! Hey seems wobbly!
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-Hey fires a left uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Hey catches Bam Bam with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus.
-Bam Bam probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Hey leaps aside.
+Hey tosses a series of blows to the solar plexus!!
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-Bam Bam charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Hey beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bam Bam hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bam Bam launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rustle "Hey" Relax landed 16 of 24 punches, and Bernie "Bam Bam" Kosar landed 13 of 33 punches.

Rustle "Hey" Relax won the round 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax is winning the fight 50-45


Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Bam Bam receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 6

Hey clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bam Bam covers up.

+Bam Bam throws a flurry of shots to the chest.
+Hey fires a barrage of wild blows to the ribs.
Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bam Bam tries to attack, but Hey hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Bam Bam attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Hey quickly backs away.
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-Bam Bam tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Bam Bam rocks Hey with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach. Hey covers up.
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+Hey connects with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs. Hey is hammering relentlessly! Bam Bam collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Hey doesn't even want to rest!

Bam Bam can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 2: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 3: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 4: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9
Round 5: Rustle "Hey" Relax 10-9

Rustle "Hey" Relax wins by a technical knockout!