Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\935384.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, March 17, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 1 pounds (0 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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+Hands punches Blerp with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
+Blerp smashes Hands with a flurry of stiff shots to the chin. Hands covers up.
Blerp lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Hands falls senseless!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands fires a pair of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Hands clocks Blerp with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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-Blerp throws a volley of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands charges with a series of right blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Blerp annoys Hands with a volley of nice punches to the stomach. Hands falls against the ropes!
Blerp lands a decisive left blow to the temple and Hands is knocked out of the ring!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hands fires a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Hands lashes out with a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Hands lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Hands tosses a sweeping right to the temple. Blerp hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hands attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Hands lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Blerp quickly backs away.
-Hands throws a barrage of right shots to the face, but Blerp ducks just in time.
+Hands hits with a volley of commanding shots to the temple. Blerp backpedals to his own corner.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 14 of 51 punches.
blerp won the round 10-7
blerp is winning the fight 10-7
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
-Hands probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Hands throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Blerp ties him up.
+Blerp attacks with a barrage of blows to the face. Blerp sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Hands falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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