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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Terrifying Terrence Williams by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, March 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 342 pounds (155 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Terrifying Terrence Williams!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

-Williams throws a right jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini pummels Williams with a volley of punches to the mouth. Williams doesn't seem bothered.
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-Williams tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Luchini blocks.
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-Williams fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but Luchini escapes.
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-Luchini tries a volley of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Luchini belts Williams with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
-Williams tries a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Williams lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Luchini attempts a left jab to the jaw, but Williams backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 13 of 21 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 34 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye.

ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Williams ducks just in time.
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-Williams attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Luchini blocks.
-Williams probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Williams probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Williams throws a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
-Williams throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini pokes Williams with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Luchini throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but Williams beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini suprises Williams with a mean jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 31 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Williams tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but Luchini ducks.
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+Luchini thumps Williams with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Williams probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini tags Williams with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Williams probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Williams launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Luchini ducks.
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-Williams paws a series of right punches to the face, but Luchini blocks.
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-Williams paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 11 of 21 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.

ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Williams tries a series of punches to the nose, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Williams tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Williams attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
-Williams probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Luchini paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Williams hides behind his gloves.
+Luchini jars Williams with a roundhouse to the nose.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but Williams takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

The doctor won't let Terrifying Terrence Williams continue the fight! Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by TKO!!

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a technical knockout!