Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\933754.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Horatio "Thunder" Jackson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Wednesday, March 05, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 235 pounds (107 kilograms) is Horatio "Thunder" Jackson!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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+Thunder attacks with a heavy hook to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Thunder with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but Thunder covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left punches to the head, but Thunder ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Thunder pokes Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the stomach. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left uppercut to the jaw, but Thunder blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left sweeping right to the head, but Thunder steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Thunder rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the eye!
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Thunder covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Thunder deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Thunder doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Thunder throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the face, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Thunder jars Crazyfucker with a series of vicious shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 27 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Thunder takes it in the forearms.
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+Thunder rocks Crazyfucker with a pair of light blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the temple, but Thunder quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 27 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 9 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but Thunder ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Thunder wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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+Thunder hurts Crazyfucker with a furious jab to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but Thunder blocks.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Thunder escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Thunder backs out of it.
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+Thunder punches Crazyfucker with a series of stiff shots to the chest. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Thunder escapes.
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-Crazyfucker tries a left hook to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right hook to the nose, but comes up empty.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 9 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Thunder ties him up.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a uppercut to the nose, but Thunder quickly backs away.
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+Thunder scores with a barrage of loud blows to the mouth! Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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+Thunder shakes Crazyfucker with a left to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but Thunder steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Thunder covers up.
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+Thunder annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Thunder drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the eye, but Thunder hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Horatio "Thunder" Jackson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Thunder doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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