Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\932531.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) Quick someone butter the door so I can get through defeated Super Mario Bros. by disqualification in round 10.Match Wednesday, February 26, 2014In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 733 pounds (332 kilograms) is Quick someone butter the door so I can get through!!
In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 994 pounds (451 kilograms) is Super Mario Bros.!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bros. tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Bros. attempts a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
+Quick jolts Bros. with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Bros. beats a hasty retreat.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick throws a right cross to the head, but misses.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick fires a barrage of light blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 31 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 4 of 17 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 10-9
Quick doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bros. doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Quick probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but only hits air.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bros. probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Quick backs up Bros. with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Quick tosses a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Quick lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Bros. probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Quick attacks with a left straight right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 33 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 5 of 17 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 20-18
Quick doesn't even want to rest!
Bros. doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bros. throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Quick tries a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Bros. attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Quick probes with a volley of left shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Quick grazes Bros. with a vicious jab to the chin.
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-Quick probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 12 of 31 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 4 of 16 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 30-27
Quick doesn't even want to rest!
Bros. doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bros. lashes out with a left right to the stomach, but Quick leaps aside.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bros. throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 3 of 8 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 4 of 16 punches.
Super Mario Bros. won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 39-37
Quick doesn't even want to rest!
Bros. doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Bros. attempts a right uppercut to the stomach, but Quick leaps aside.
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+Bros. pokes Quick with a barrage of nasty shots to the stomach.
-Bros. paws a right to the solar plexus, but Quick covers himself well.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick throws a series of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick throws a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bros. quickly backs away.
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-Bros. tries to land a left jab to the chest, but Quick steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 30 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 6 of 23 punches.
Super Mario Bros. won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 48-47
Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bros. doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bros. tries to land a right uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bros. paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Quick ducks just in time.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Bros. ducks.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bros. lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but Quick backs out of it.
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-Quick launches a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Bros. scores with a volley of loud punches to the chest!
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+Quick connects with a volley of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Quick lunges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Bros. ties him up.
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-Bros. probes with a left roundhouse to the chest, but Quick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Quick suprises Bros. with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Bros. hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bros. attacks with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Quick blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 11 of 33 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 8 of 34 punches.
Super Mario Bros. won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Quick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bros. doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Quick paws a left jab to the mouth, but Bros. steps aside and laughs.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick annoys Bros. with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Quick attacks with a left left to the mouth, but Bros. ducks just in time.
+Bros. nails Quick with a volley of wild blows to the stomach! Quick doesn't seem bothered.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bros. attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Bros. attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Quick takes it in the forearms.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quick lands a volley of nasty blows to the face!
-Bros. probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Bros. attacks with a right jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Bros. tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Quick steps aside and laughs.
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+Quick tattoos Bros. with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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-Quick charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Quick attempts a right jab to the nose, but fails to score.
-Quick fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Quick lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 17 of 47 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 8 of 34 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 67-66
Quick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bros. doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Quick attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Bros. hides behind his gloves.
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-Bros. probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Quick ducks just in time.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Quick attacks with a right hook to the jaw, but Bros. ducks just in time.
-Bros. tries a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Quick escapes.
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-Bros. probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Quick hides behind his gloves.
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-Quick charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Bros. narrowly avoids it
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Quick belts Bros. with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Quick wallops Bros. with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
-Bros. probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Quick narrowly avoids it
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+Bros. hits with a right to the solar plexus!! Quick falls against the ropes!
+Quick connects with Bros. with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Quick probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Bros. steps aside.
-Quick throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
Quick tries to attack, but Bros. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bros. lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Quick narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 15 of 45 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 8 of 32 punches.
Super Mario Bros. won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Quick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Bros. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Bros. connects with a pair of off balance blows to the head. Quick seems wobbly!
Bros. lands a resounding right smash to the jaw and Quick's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Quick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Quick punches Bros. with a pair of punches to the face.
+Quick staggers Bros. with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
Quick lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Bros. falls to the canvas!!
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Bros. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bros. lunges with a volley of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
-Bros. lunges with a pair of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Quick whacks Bros. with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Bros. throws a barrage of stiff shots to the temple. Quick backpedals to his own corner.
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+Bros. hits with a barrage of solid shots to the head.
+Bros. lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Quick tags Bros. with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Quick annoys Bros. with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Quick hits with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
Quick lands a devestating left smash to the jaw and Bros. falls senseless!!
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Bros. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bros. whacks Quick with a furious shot to the jaw. Quick laughs!
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+Bros. nails Quick with a hook to the eye.
Bros. lands a ferocious left uppercut and Quick drops like a stone!!
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Quick struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Quick hits with a volley of off balance hooks to the temple.
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-Bros. throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Quick narrowly avoids it
-Bros. paws a right right to the mouth, but Quick ducks.
+Quick stuns Bros. with a series of commanding punches to the chin. Bros. seems wobbly!
+Quick pummels Bros. with a volley of nasty punches to the nose. Bros. seems wobbly!
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+Quick tosses a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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+Bros. lands Quick with a head butt! The audience is howling!
+Quick hits with a pair of furious blows to the ribs. Bros. grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through landed 44 of 48 punches, and Super Mario Bros. landed 10 of 37 punches.
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through won the round 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through is winning the fight 86-85
Quick is obviously tired. He has a bloody nose.
Bros. is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Quick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bros. is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Quick pummels Bros. with a flurry of punches to the eye. Bros. shakes his head to clear it.
-Bros. attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Quick quickly backs away.
+Bros. attacks with a strong straight right to the nose.
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+Quick throws a left to the head. Bros. seems wobbly!
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-Bros. paws a barrage of right crosses to the face, but Quick ducks just in time.
+Quick strikes with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs. Bros. sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Quick smashes Bros. with a pair of nasty punches to the nose!
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+Quick wallops Bros. with a volley of punches to the nose!
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+Quick connects with a pair of punches to the eye.
Quick lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Bros. bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Bros. struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bros. tosses a pair of furious blows to the chin.
+Bros. clocks Quick with a bite to the ear! Quick someone butter the door so I can get through seems unable to continue the bout! The referee halts the bout!
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Quick is slowing down. He has a broken nose.
Bros. collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 5: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 6: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 5: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 6: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 2: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 3: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 4: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 5: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 6: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 7: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Round 8: Super Mario Bros. 10-9
Round 9: Quick someone butter the door so I can get through 10-9
Quick someone butter the door so I can get through wins by a foul!
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