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(Cruiserweight) Social Wurker defeated Thing 2 by unanimous decision: 117-110, 117-110, 117-111.

Match Friday, February 21, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Thing 2!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Social Wurker!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Wurker jars Thing with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs! Thing beats a hasty retreat.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker clocks Thing with a flurry of nasty punches to the face.
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+Wurker staggers Thing with a volley of solid shots to the eye!
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Wurker backs out of it.
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-Wurker launches a barrage of punches to the temple, but Thing beats a hasty retreat.
+Thing solidly lands a mean left to the chest.
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-Wurker throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Thing attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Wurker backs out of it.
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-Thing attacks with a left uppercut to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Wurker belts Thing with a series of punches to the head.
+Thing solidly lands a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Wurker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 10 of 32 punches, and Social Wurker landed 20 of 33 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 10-9


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wurker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Thing probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Wurker escapes.
+Thing punches Wurker with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Wurker doesn't seem bothered.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wurker drills Thing with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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+Wurker clocks Thing with a light jab to the eye.
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+Wurker hits with a flurry of blows to the nose. Thing grimaces in pain.
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-Thing charges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Wurker stays away from it.
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-Thing attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wurker nails Thing with a wild jab to the chin. Thing covers up.
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-Thing attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Wurker hides behind his gloves.
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+Wurker tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 9 of 31 punches, and Social Wurker landed 23 of 32 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 20-18


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wurker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Thing probes with a right jab to the chest, but Wurker ties him up.
+Wurker smashes Thing with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Thing charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Wurker steps aside.
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-Thing paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wurker lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Thing backs out of it.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing slams Wurker with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
-Thing lunges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Wurker stays away from it.
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+Thing pops Wurker with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Wurker throws a series of punches to the temple.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wurker backs up Thing with a quick uppercut to the temple. Thing seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 10 of 33 punches, and Social Wurker landed 18 of 23 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 30-27


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wurker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing charges with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Thing attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker smacks Thing with a furious hook to the solar plexus!
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Wurker covers himself well.
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+Wurker drills Thing with a quick left to the head.
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+Thing slams Wurker with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Thing throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Wurker ducks.
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+Wurker scores with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 9 of 33 punches, and Social Wurker landed 16 of 23 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 40-36


Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wurker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wurker probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Thing backs out of it.
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+Wurker shakes Thing with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing hits with a flurry of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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-Thing probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Wurker ducks.
-Thing probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Wurker hides behind his gloves.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Wurker lands a pair of hard punches to the face.
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-Thing tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Wurker ducks.
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-Thing tries a left roundhouse to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Thing smacks Wurker with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Wurker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 11 of 32 punches, and Social Wurker landed 19 of 31 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 50-45


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Wurker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Wurker covers himself well.
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+Wurker hits Thing with a series of commanding blows to the mouth.
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-Wurker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Thing backs out of it.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing strikes with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing tries to land a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Wurker steps aside.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker hammers Thing with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Thing throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Wurker narrowly avoids it
-Thing tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Thing throws a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus! Wurker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Wurker annoys Thing with a pair of vicious punches to the chin!
+Wurker drills Thing with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 10 of 33 punches, and Social Wurker landed 20 of 31 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 60-54


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Wurker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Wurker pokes Thing with a barrage of mean blows to the mouth!!
-Thing launches a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Wurker ties him up.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker connects with a volley of mean punches to the nose.
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+Wurker lands a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Thing connects with a series of painful blows to the stomach. Wurker shakes his head to clear it.
-Thing tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but Wurker ducks just in time.
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-Thing throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing wallops Wurker with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Wurker hits with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 10 of 30 punches, and Social Wurker landed 20 of 30 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 70-63


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Wurker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wurker fires a volley of solid punches to the face. Thing retreats to the far corner.
+Wurker lashes out with a series of stinging punches to the face.
-Thing fires a series of left hooks to the jaw, but Wurker takes it in the forearms.
+Thing punches Wurker with a flurry of quick punches to the head. Wurker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Thing attacks with a left to the eye, but Wurker deftly avoits it.
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+Wurker tags Thing with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Wurker tags Thing with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Thing attempts a blow to the jaw, but Wurker quickly backs away.
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-Thing throws a series of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Wurker fires a series of crosses to the face.
-Thing lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Wurker quickly backs away.
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+Wurker solidly lands a cross to the head! Thing doesn't notice.
+Thing fires Wurker with a head butt! The audience is howling!
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+Thing scores with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Wurker punches Thing with a flurry of quick punches to the chin!
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+Wurker thumps Thing with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. Thing gets mad!
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+Thing punches Wurker with a furious cross to the temple. Wurker ignores it.
Thing lands a slow motion haymaker and Wurker falls senseless!!

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Wurker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 13 of 40 punches, and Social Wurker landed 30 of 30 punches.

Thing 2 won the round 10-8

Social Wurker is winning the fight 78-73


Thing doesn't even want to rest!

Wurker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thing takes charge with a series of wild blows to the chest. Wurker seems wobbly!
+Wurker smacks Thing with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Wurker attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Thing blocks.
-Thing lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Wurker leaps aside.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing tosses a series of light shots to the solar plexus. Wurker falls against the ropes!
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-Thing throws a straight right to the stomach, but Wurker narrowly avoids it
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wurker slams Thing with a series of light punches to the eye.
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-Wurker attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Thing paws a volley of shots to the chest, but Wurker backs out of it.
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-Thing throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Wurker escapes.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Wurker smashes Thing with a strong jab to the eye.
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+Wurker scores with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 11 of 32 punches, and Social Wurker landed 21 of 38 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 88-82


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wurker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Thing fires Wurker with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Wurker takes charge with a pair of vicious hooks to the nose.
-Thing lashes out with a volley of right hooks to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Thing paws a pair of roundhouses to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Thing probes with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Thing hits Wurker with a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Wurker clocks Thing with a loud jab to the face.
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+Wurker punches Thing with a series of strong punches to the chin.
+Thing tags Wurker with a series of powerful crosses to the chin. Wurker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Thing throws a left to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Thing scores with a pair of painful punches to the mouth. Wurker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Wurker fires a series of solid punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 14 of 39 punches, and Social Wurker landed 28 of 30 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 98-91


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wurker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Thing paws a pair of hooks to the head, but Wurker narrowly avoids it
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+Thing clocks Wurker with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
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-Thing lunges with a right right to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Wurker hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Wurker stuns Thing with a series of punches to the face. Thing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Wurker pounds Thing with a series of loud punches to the eye. Thing seems wobbly!
-Thing attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but Wurker covers himself well.
+Wurker slams Thing with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth!
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+Thing slams Wurker with a flurry of quick shots to the head! Wurker retreats to the far corner.
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-Thing throws a left cross to the temple, but Wurker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thing probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Wurker steps aside and laughs.
+Wurker jolts Thing with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth. Thing is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 14 of 42 punches, and Social Wurker landed 28 of 32 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 108-100


Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wurker is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Wurker hammers Thing with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Wurker hits with a volley of blows to the chin.
+Wurker tags Thing with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Wurker hammers Thing with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Wurker solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the face.
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-Thing attempts a right to the chin, but misses.
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+Thing fires a roundhouse to the mouth.
-Thing charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Wurker quickly backs away.
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+Wurker hits Thing with a pair of mean punches to the mouth! Thing backpedals to his own corner.
-Thing charges with a series of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Wurker hits with a punch to the mouth.
+Thing suprises Wurker with a series of punches to the temple. Wurker is hurt!
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-Thing throws a volley of left hooks to the chin, but Wurker ties him up.
-Thing lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Thing 2 landed 12 of 37 punches, and Social Wurker landed 29 of 29 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 118-109


Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Wurker is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 2: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 3: Thing 2 10-9
Round 4: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 5: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 6: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 7: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 8: Thing 2 10-8
Round 9: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 10: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 11: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 12: Social Wurker 10-9

Total Score: Social Wurker 117-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 2: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 3: Thing 2 10-9
Round 4: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 5: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 6: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 7: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 8: Thing 2 10-8
Round 9: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 10: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 11: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 12: Social Wurker 10-9

Total Score: Social Wurker 117-110


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 2: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 3: Thing 2 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 6: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 7: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 8: Thing 2 10-8
Round 9: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 10: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 11: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 12: Social Wurker 10-9

Total Score: Social Wurker 117-111

Social Wurker wins by decision!