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(Cruiserweight) Thing 1 defeated Social Wurker by unanimous decision: 114-110, 115-110, 115-109.

Match Thursday, February 20, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Social Wurker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 193 pounds (88 kilograms) is Thing 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing pounds Wurker with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wurker slams Thing with a jab to the face!
-Wurker attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Thing fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Thing lands a series of shots to the stomach.
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+Wurker attacks with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Thing grimaces in pain.
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-Thing attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Thing fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Wurker backs out of it.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wurker catches Thing with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Wurker tags Thing with a powerful jab to the eye.
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-Thing charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 23 of 34 punches, and Thing 1 landed 11 of 32 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 10-9


Wurker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Wurker smacks Thing with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Wurker punches Thing with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
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+Wurker belts Thing with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Wurker stays away from it.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing charges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Wurker slams Thing with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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+Wurker stuns Thing with a series of nasty blows to the head.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wurker attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Thing covers himself well.
+Thing hits with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Wurker ties him up.
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+Wurker hurts Thing with a heavy left to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 24 of 31 punches, and Thing 1 landed 12 of 35 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 20-18


Wurker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Thing pokes Wurker with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs. Wurker is hurt!
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-Thing throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Wurker leaps aside.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing fires a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Thing lunges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Wurker thumps Thing with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth. Thing grimaces in pain.
+Wurker annoys Thing with a series of nice punches to the mouth. Thing shakes his head to clear it.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wurker charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Thing covers himself well.
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+Wurker fires a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Thing probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 18 of 26 punches, and Thing 1 landed 10 of 30 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 30-27


Wurker doesn't even want to rest!

Thing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thing takes charge with a volley of shots to the stomach!
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+Thing fires a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
-Thing probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Wurker narrowly avoids it
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-Thing tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Wurker narrowly avoids it
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker hits with a straight right to the ribs.
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-Thing tries to land a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Wurker hides behind his gloves.
-Wurker throws a hook to the eye, but Thing ducks.
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+Wurker hits with a series of furious punches to the temple!! Thing doesn't notice.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing tosses a barrage of shots to the ribs!
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+Wurker throws a flurry of punches to the nose!
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thing attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 17 of 24 punches, and Thing 1 landed 11 of 31 punches.

Thing 1 won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 39-37


Wurker doesn't even want to rest!

Thing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wurker solidly lands a pair of off balance shots to the chin. Thing gets mad!
+Wurker thumps Thing with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thing attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Wurker lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Thing probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Wurker covers himself well.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thing throws a flurry of painful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Thing attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Thing attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Wurker hits with a pair of blows to the jaw!
+Thing stuns Wurker with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Wurker pokes Thing with a series of powerful punches to the jaw. Thing retreats to the far corner.
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+Wurker suprises Thing with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Thing retreats to the far corner.
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-Thing probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but Wurker ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 30 of 43 punches, and Thing 1 landed 11 of 31 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 49-46


Wurker doesn't even want to rest!

Thing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Wurker solidly lands a volley of punches to the temple!!
+Wurker belts Thing with a barrage of stinging hooks to the temple. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
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+Thing connects with Wurker with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Thing hurts Wurker with a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Thing pokes Wurker with a series of blows to the eye.
Thing lands a crashing punch in the nose and Wurker is knocked down!!

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Wurker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wurker hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Wurker hurts Thing with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Thing attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Wurker staggers Thing with a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Thing probes with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Thing probes with a left to the head, but Wurker ties him up.
+Wurker tags Thing with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Thing tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but Wurker ducks just in time.
+Wurker attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. Thing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Thing probes with a flurry of left hooks to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Thing fires a volley of right punches to the face, but Wurker deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 29 of 29 punches, and Thing 1 landed 16 of 40 punches.

Thing 1 won the round 10-8

Social Wurker is winning the fight 57-56


Wurker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Wurker suprises Thing with a flurry of punches to the chest. Thing shakes his head to clear it.
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Wurker lunges with a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wurker smacks Thing with a flurry of strong punches to the nose!
Wurker tries to attack, but Thing hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wurker lashes out with a right right to the head, but goes wide.
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+Thing hits with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Wurker hammers Thing with a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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+Wurker jolts Thing with a series of heavy punches to the face. Thing ignores it.
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+Thing pummels Wurker with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs. Wurker covers up.
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+Wurker hits with a sweeping right to the stomach.
-Thing launches a barrage of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Thing probes with a hook to the stomach, but Wurker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Thing attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Thing probes with a left straight right to the stomach, but Wurker deftly avoits it.
+Wurker hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 30 of 49 punches, and Thing 1 landed 10 of 33 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 67-65


Wurker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Thing hits Wurker with a barrage of wild hooks to the head.
Thing lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Wurker falls to the canvas!!

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Wurker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wurker pummels Thing with a pair of light punches to the face.
+Thing smacks Wurker with a barrage of furious uppercuts to the chin.
-Thing probes with a volley of left crosses to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Wurker suprises Thing with a volley of blows to the chin.
+Thing pops Wurker with a commanding left to the nose.
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+Wurker lands a series of nice shots to the temple. Thing grimaces in pain.
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-Thing launches a barrage of left crosses to the eye, but falls short.
+Wurker fires a volley of commanding punches to the head. Thing sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Thing jolts Wurker with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Thing attempts a left to the head, but Wurker ducks just in time.
+Wurker pokes Thing with a painful jab to the ribs.
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+Wurker throws a stiff right to the head.
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+Wurker hits with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Thing backpedals to his own corner.
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+Wurker tattoos Thing with a mean jab to the jaw.
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+Wurker smashes Thing with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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+Wurker tosses a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Thing charges with a left left to the nose, but Wurker quickly backs away.
-Thing probes with a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Thing slams Wurker with a series of nice hooks to the eye.
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+Wurker clocks Thing with a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 46 of 52 punches, and Thing 1 landed 17 of 39 punches.

Thing 1 won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Wurker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Wurker throws a volley of punches to the eye.
-Thing launches a uppercut to the head, but Wurker blocks.
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+Wurker wakes up the fans with a pair of light roundhouses to the solar plexus. Thing laughs!
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-Thing throws a left cross to the nose, but only hits air.
-Thing launches a series of right blows to the chin, but Wurker quickly backs away.
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-Thing paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Wurker quickly backs away.
+Wurker staggers Thing with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
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+Wurker tosses a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thing attacks with a flurry of mean shots to the mouth.
+Thing nails Wurker with a volley of wild crosses to the jaw. Wurker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Wurker jars Thing with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Thing grimaces in pain.
+Wurker lands a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Wurker jars Thing with a series of punches to the face.
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-Thing fires a volley of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Wurker hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Thing doesn't seem bothered.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Thing wakes up the fans with a series of glancing hooks to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 45 of 48 punches, and Thing 1 landed 18 of 41 punches.

Social Wurker won the round 10-9

Social Wurker is winning the fight 85-84


Wurker is obviously tired.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Wurker hurts Thing with a series of wild punches to the stomach!!
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-Thing fires a flurry of roundhouses to the face, but Wurker stays away from it.
+Thing jars Wurker with a series of roundhouses to the head. Wurker doesn't seem bothered.
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+Wurker pummels Thing with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Wurker connects with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Wurker tattoos Thing with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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+Wurker throws a stinging jab to the ribs.
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+Wurker hurts Thing with a pair of mean punches to the stomach! Thing covers up.
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+Wurker hammers Thing with a painful jab to the mouth.
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-Thing tries to land a right right to the head, but Wurker steps aside and laughs.
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+Wurker takes charge with a quick right to the face.
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+Wurker hits Thing with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth!
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+Wurker pummels Thing with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Thing tags Wurker with a pair of crosses to the face.
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+Thing lashes out with a volley of solid hooks to the head.
+Thing slams Wurker with a flurry of shots to the mouth. Wurker gets mad!
Thing lands a well placed right hook and Wurker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Wurker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wurker attacks with a flurry of punches to the head. Thing sneers "Is that the best you can do?"

BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 52 of 52 punches, and Thing 1 landed 17 of 40 punches.

Thing 1 won the round 10-8

Thing 1 is winning the fight 94-93


Wurker is slowing down.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Wurker whacks Thing with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Thing gets mad!
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+Wurker connects with a hard left to the chest.
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+Wurker throws a barrage of quick punches to the mouth. Thing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Wurker smacks Thing with a series of off balance punches to the face.
-Thing lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Thing throws a pair of left roundhouses to the face, but Wurker stays away from it.
+Thing smacks Wurker with a commanding left to the mouth.
+Wurker hammers Thing with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
+Wurker hits Thing with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Wurker lands a wild straight right to the chin. Thing covers up.
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+Wurker attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
+Wurker smacks Thing with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
+Thing throws a pair of stiff roundhouses to the head.
Thing lands a bone crushing haymaker and Wurker is knocked down!!

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Wurker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wurker jolts Thing with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Wurker punches Thing with a pair of roundhouses to the nose. Thing grimaces in pain.
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-Thing probes with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Wurker throws a series of furious shots to the jaw.
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+Wurker clocks Thing with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Thing pummels Wurker with a pair of solid uppercuts to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 58 of 60 punches, and Thing 1 landed 18 of 38 punches.

Thing 1 won the round 10-8

Thing 1 is winning the fight 104-101


Wurker is slowing down.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Wurker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Thing is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Wurker suprises Thing with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Wurker connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
+Thing lands a series of solid punches to the jaw. Wurker covers up.
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+Wurker throws a barrage of powerful punches to the nose. Thing gets mad!
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-Thing tries a barrage of left blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Thing throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Wurker escapes.
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+Wurker takes charge with a volley of hard hooks to the mouth! Thing covers up.
+Wurker thumps Thing with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Thing smacks Wurker with a volley of powerful crosses to the eye.
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+Wurker backs up Thing with a right to the mouth!
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+Wurker connects with a volley of solid punches to the eye. Thing falls against the ropes!
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+Wurker annoys Thing with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
+Wurker wakes up the fans with a pair of crosses to the chin!
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-Thing fires a volley of left roundhouses to the head, but Wurker narrowly avoids it
+Thing drills Wurker with a barrage of quick punches to the nose. Wurker doesn't seem bothered.
Thing lands a beautiful right blow to the head and Wurker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Wurker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wurker wallops Thing with a vicious jab to the temple!
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-Thing lunges with a barrage of right roundhouses to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Thing wallops Wurker with a pair of crosses to the nose.
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+Wurker tosses a flurry of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Social Wurker landed 54 of 58 punches, and Thing 1 landed 17 of 39 punches.

Thing 1 won the round 10-8

Thing 1 is winning the fight 114-109


Wurker looks exhausted.

Thing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 2: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 3: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 6: Thing 1 10-8
Round 7: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 8: Thing 1 10-8
Round 9: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 10: Thing 1 10-8
Round 11: Thing 1 10-8
Round 12: Thing 1 10-8

Total Score: Thing 1 114-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 2: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 6: Thing 1 10-8
Round 7: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 8: Thing 1 10-8
Round 9: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 10: Thing 1 10-8
Round 11: Thing 1 10-8
Round 12: Thing 1 10-8

Total Score: Thing 1 115-110


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 2: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 3: Thing 1 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 6: Thing 1 10-8
Round 7: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 8: Thing 1 10-8
Round 9: Social Wurker 10-9
Round 10: Thing 1 10-8
Round 11: Thing 1 10-8
Round 12: Thing 1 10-8

Total Score: Thing 1 115-109

Thing 1 wins by decision!