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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Terrifying Terrence Williams by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Sunday, February 16, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 351 pounds (159 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Terrifying Terrence Williams!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams throws a left left to the jaw, but Luchini escapes.
-Williams attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Williams probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini ducks.
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-Williams charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Luchini launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini tattoos Williams with a series of strong punches to the temple. Williams gets mad!
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-Luchini probes with a left roundhouse to the temple, but Williams stays away from it.
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-Williams charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini thumps Williams with a series of punches to the nose. Williams sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 12 of 26 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Williams takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Williams blocks.
-Williams lunges with a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Williams lashes out with a jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Williams probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini annoys Williams with a glancing right to the chin!!
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-Williams lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Williams throws a series of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Luchini strikes with a straight right to the chin.
-Luchini launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Williams takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Williams fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Luchini blocks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 30 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 28 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini backs up Williams with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Williams throws a left sweeping right to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Williams charges with a right to the head, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Williams lashes out with a jab to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Williams lashes out with a straight right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Williams charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Luchini blocks.
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-Luchini charges with a volley of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Williams throws a right sweeping right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 27 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 30 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.

ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Williams hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini pops Williams with a barrage of hard punches to the head! Williams quickly recovers.
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-Williams tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Williams throws a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Williams tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Luchini paws a volley of punches to the chin, but Williams backs out of it.
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-Luchini probes with a right straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 11 of 26 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Williams tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Williams throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Luchini whacks Williams with a pair of blows to the chin.
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-Williams tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini paws a left straight right to the nose, but Williams ducks.
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-Williams paws a pair of punches to the temple, but Luchini blocks.
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-Williams probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Luchini escapes.
-Luchini charges with a series of right punches to the chin, but Williams steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 24 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 33 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.

ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Williams escapes.
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-Williams tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini lands a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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-Williams throws a flurry of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Williams lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Williams throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Williams lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Williams charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 8 of 24 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 29 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

-Williams paws a barrage of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Williams paws a straight right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Williams lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Williams tries a volley of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Williams tries a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Luchini hits with a roundhouse to the head.
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-Williams launches a series of left punches to the eye, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini launches a series of left punches to the eye, but Williams blocks.
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BELL
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let Terrifying Terrence Williams continue the fight! Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by TKO!!

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a technical knockout!