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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Ivan M. by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, February 15, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is Ivan M.!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the face, but Ivan stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but Ivan stays away from it.
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+Ivan connects with a series of shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Ivan steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a right straight right to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 28 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Ivan doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the face, but Ivan hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Ivan escapes.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of left blows to the stomach, but Ivan steps aside.
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+Ivan belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Ivan doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Ivan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ivan lands a nasty left to the nose. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left shots to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Ivan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Ivan belts Crazyfucker with a barrage of mean blows to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Ivan steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Ivan lands a pair of strong punches to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Ivan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Ivan ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a straight right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Ivan smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Ivan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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+Ivan tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of powerful shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the chin, but Ivan escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Ivan M. landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Ivan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Ivan hammers Crazyfucker with a series of glancing shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Ivan steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right shots to the head, but Ivan hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Ivan M. landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ivan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Ivan grazes Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the head, but Ivan narrowly avoids it
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Ivan steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ivan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker launches a roundhouse to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a hook to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Ivan staggers Crazyfucker with a volley of heavy blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ivan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of left blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Ivan hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin! Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Ivan blocks.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left left to the eye, but Ivan ducks just in time.
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The fighters circle.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ivan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries a left hook to the temple, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Ivan tags Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ivan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Ivan covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right hook to the chin, but Ivan ducks.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a sweeping right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Ivan lashes out with a pair of nice blows to the head. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Ivan covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Ivan M. landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ivan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!