Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\930630.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) beak defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Tuesday, February 11, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 339 pounds (154 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 279 pounds (127 kilograms) is beak!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Beak comes out fighting.
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+Beak tags Crazyfucker with a volley of furious blows to the chest.
+Beak smashes Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Beak tosses a series of punches to the head.
Beak lands a mighty right blow to the temple and Crazyfucker lands flat on his back!!
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He's Out!
beak wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
Beak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.
beak wins by a knockout!
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