Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\928193.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Big F'n Elephant in the Room defeated Destroyer of All Things by disqualification in round 2.Match Saturday, January 25, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Destroyer of All Things!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 615 pounds (279 kilograms) is Big F'n Elephant in the Room!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Things clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Things hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Things connects with a volley of blows to the jaw.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room fires a volley of nice punches to the mouth!
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room wallops Things with a volley of hard punches to the nose. Things falls against the ropes!
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room throws a off balance cross to the jaw.
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-Things probes with a hook to the eye, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room hides behind his gloves.
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-Things fires a left roundhouse to the nose, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room escapes.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Things hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Things solidly lands Big F'n Elephant In The Room with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room jolts Things with a loud jab to the eye.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Things hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Things launches a series of blows to the mouth, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room hides behind his gloves.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room stuns Things with a nice hook to the mouth.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Things hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room smashes Things with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Destroyer of All Things landed 10 of 24 punches, and Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 32 of 32 punches.
Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-9
Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 10-9
Things doesn't even want to rest!
Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Things clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Things hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Things probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays away from it.
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Big F'n Elephant In The Room tries to attack, but Things hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Things connects with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room nails Things with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Things annoys Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a bite to the ear! Big F'n Elephant in the Room pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Things doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-9
Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by a foul!
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