Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\928126.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Tuesday, January 21, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 4 pounds (2 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Hands stuns Blerp with a barrage of glancing shots to the nose. Blerp doesn't notice.
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-Hands fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Blerp narrowly avoids it
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-Hands charges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hands wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious blows to the mouth.
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-Hands paws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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-Hands probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
-Hands charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but Blerp ducks.
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-Blerp lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Hands lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Hands launches a series of punches to the face, but Blerp covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 7 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 15 of 56 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
-Hands fires a right to the head, but to no avail.
+Blerp rocks Hands with a barrage of hard blows to the eye!!
Blerp lands a blood spattering uppercut and Hands staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hands throws a flurry of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Hands attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Hands attempts a pair of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Blerp jars Hands with a barrage of commanding shots to the chin. Hands laughs! Blerp strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Hands collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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