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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, January 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 479 pounds (217 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of stiff blows to the nose. Marvelous gets mad!
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+Pillow Hands hits Marvelous with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest!! Marvelous covers up.
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+Pillow Hands throws a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands clocks Marvelous with a flurry of mean shots to the head.
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+Marvelous pokes Pillow Hands with a barrage of nice shots to the nose.
Marvelous lands a decisive right cross to the jaw and Pillow Hands is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Marvelous charges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
+Pillow Hands annoys Marvelous with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Marvelous with a stiff hook to the jaw. Marvelous quickly recovers.
-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Marvelous ties him up.
-Marvelous fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands blocks.
+Pillow Hands belts Marvelous with a pair of blows to the eye.
Pillow Hands lands a vicious right hook and Marvelous is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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FOUR

FIVE
Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous paws a series of right shots to the nose, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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+Marvelous jolts Pillow Hands with a flurry of wild shots to the jaw. Pillow Hands ignores it.
+Pillow Hands connects with a series of heavy blows to the chest! Marvelous sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Marvelous paws a series of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Marvelous tries a flurry of shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Marvelous lunges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a vicious left to the solar plexus. Marvelous gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 32 of 42 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 37 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Marvelous is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Marvelous fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Marvelous with a barrage of glancing blows to the jaw.
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-Marvelous attacks with a barrage of shots to the nose, but Pillow Hands blocks.
+Pillow Hands wallops Marvelous with a pair of stiff blows to the face!
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-Marvelous charges with a series of blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a flurry of solid blows to the eye.
-Marvelous charges with a left straight right to the face, but to no avail.
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-Marvelous throws a pair of right punches to the head, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
-Marvelous attacks with a pair of left blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Marvelous tries a hook to the mouth, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Marvelous with a pair of blows to the ribs.
Pillow Hands lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Marvelous falls to the canvas!!

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FOUR

FIVE
Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous paws a volley of left punches to the face, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
+Pillow Hands tosses a strong right to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 31 of 41 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 19-18


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands jolts Marvelous with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Pillow Hands connects with a pair of painful punches to the face.
+Pillow Hands takes charge with a series of vicious shots to the stomach. Pillow Hands drops his guard and pounds away! Marvelous's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.

The doctor won't let "marvelous" Mike Beirnes continue the fight! Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!