Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\925625.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Crucafix by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Saturday, January 04, 2014In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Crucafix!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Depends hits with a series of vicious punches to the eye. Crucafix ignores it.
+Crucafix punches Depends with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Depends drills Crucafix with a volley of furious punches to the nose!
Depends lands a quick right haymaker and Crucafix's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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He's Out!
The Commish Wears Depends wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Depends doesn't even want to rest!
Crucafix doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
The Commish Wears Depends wins by a knockout!
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