Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\925436.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Monday, December 30, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 25 pounds (11 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Hands probes with a hook to the chin, but Blerp quickly backs away.
-Hands attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Hands attacks with a series of left shots to the chest, but Blerp escapes.
+Hands tosses a series of blows to the ribs.
-Hands tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hands hits with a barrage of glancing shots to the mouth. Blerp laughs!
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-Hands charges with a volley of blows to the head, but misses.
+Hands grazes Blerp with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw.
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-Hands launches a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Blerp stays away from it.
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-Hands throws a roundhouse to the face, but Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
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-Blerp attempts a left jab to the chest, but Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hands throws a cross to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 18 of 56 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands paws a pair of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Hands paws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Blerp stays away from it.
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-Hands probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Hands lunges with a pair of left blows to the head, but fails to score.
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-Hands charges with a hook to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Blerp shakes Hands with a volley of painful shots to the temple. Blerp smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Hands falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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