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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Thursday, December 26, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 470 pounds (213 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous attacks with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Marvelous fires a pair of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands whacks Marvelous with a series of shots to the nose.
-Marvelous paws a volley of shots to the mouth, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
-Marvelous charges with a barrage of shots to the face, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a right to the ribs. Marvelous doesn't seem bothered.
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+Pillow Hands backs up Marvelous with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Marvelous tries to land a barrage of right shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Marvelous throws a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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+Pillow Hands scores with a barrage of shots to the eye.
Pillow Hands lands a powerful right haymaker and Marvelous collapses!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands pops Marvelous with a pair of mean shots to the ribs. Marvelous retreats to the far corner.
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-Marvelous paws a pair of shots to the face, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
+Pillow Hands thumps Marvelous with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
+Marvelous throws a pair of painful blows to the temple!
Marvelous lands a brutal punch in the nose and Pillow Hands's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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FIVE
Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Marvelous tattoos Pillow Hands with a barrage of blows to the head.
+Pillow Hands slams Marvelous with a barrage of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Marvelous with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 33 of 43 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 42 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.

Marvelous is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Marvelous stuns Pillow Hands with a pair of powerful blows to the temple.
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-Marvelous fires a pair of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands grazes Marvelous with a barrage of glancing shots to the head. Marvelous shakes his head to clear it.
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-Marvelous throws a right hook to the nose, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands pokes Marvelous with a flurry of quick blows to the solar plexus. Marvelous sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Marvelous with a wild sweeping right to the jaw!!
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-Marvelous launches a series of right blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Marvelous throws a pair of blows to the face, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
-Marvelous attacks with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Marvelous covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a right to the chin.
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-Marvelous paws a flurry of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands staggers Marvelous with a nasty jab to the solar plexus. Marvelous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Pillow Hands lands a devestating right haymaker and Marvelous staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 30 of 44 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 36 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 19-18


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Marvelous with a pair of powerful blows to the ribs!
Pillow Hands lands a devestating left haymaker and Marvelous goes over backwards!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous probes with a volley of right blows to the head, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
+Pillow Hands hits Marvelous with a flurry of shots to the head! Marvelous backpedals to his own corner.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a volley of furious blows to the nose.
-Marvelous attacks with a series of punches to the head, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a volley of powerful shots to the mouth. Marvelous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Marvelous grazes Pillow Hands with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin!
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Marvelous with a barrage of blows to the temple. Pillow Hands is hammering relentlessly! Marvelous can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!