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(Heavyweight) Joe Squash defeated Test Mrs Testie by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Tuesday, December 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is Test Mrs Testie!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Squash fights inside. (inside)
Testie backpedals and jabs.

+Testie catches Squash with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
-Squash tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Squash attacks with a volley of stinging shots to the nose.
-Squash attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Testie steps aside and laughs.
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+Testie hits with a pair of blows to the nose. Squash seems wobbly!
+Squash hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw. Testie falls against the ropes!
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-Squash probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
+Testie lands a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Squash nails Testie with a series of wild punches to the head.
+Squash lands a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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+Testie takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
+Testie lands a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Squash stuns Testie with a series of wild punches to the face!
-Squash lunges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Testie takes charge with a series of nice punches to the head!
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+Testie wallops Squash with a volley of mean shots to the chest. Squash sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Testie annoys Squash with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs. Squash doesn't seem bothered.
+Testie lands a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach. Squash sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Testie pummels Squash with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
+Squash catches Testie with a flurry of nice blows to the head. Testie grimaces in pain.
+Testie hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Squash probes with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Testie blocks.
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+Squash attacks with a stiff uppercut to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 32 of 62 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 44 of 44 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 10-9


Squash doesn't want to stop fighting!

Testie doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Squash grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Testie stays outside and uses his jab.

+Testie fires a painful right to the nose!! Squash grimaces in pain.
Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testie stuns Squash with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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-Squash fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Squash fires a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Testie attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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+Testie throws a flurry of strong shots to the head.
+Testie nails Squash with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Squash doesn't seem bothered.
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+Testie pops Squash with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+Squash shakes Testie with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Testie hits Squash with a pair of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Testie attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Squash beats a hasty retreat.
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+Testie clocks Squash with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Testie tosses a solid jab to the nose. Squash doesn't notice.
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Squash throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
+Testie connects with a cross to the stomach.
+Testie throws a flurry of punches to the mouth. Squash sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Testie smacks Squash with a glancing straight right to the chest. Squash doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 11 of 25 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 55 of 55 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 20-18


Squash doesn't want to stop fighting!

Testie doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Squash grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Testie backpedals and jabs.

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+Testie pummels Squash with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Squash sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Testie tosses a glancing hook to the jaw.
-Squash charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Testie belts Squash with a flurry of light punches to the mouth!
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testie rocks Squash with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Squash launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Testie belts Squash with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus!
+Squash attacks with a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Testie pummels Squash with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testie tags Squash with a barrage of punches to the temple. Squash seems wobbly!
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-Squash launches a hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Testie lands a flurry of punches to the head. Squash sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 8 of 23 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 46 of 46 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 30-27


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Squash grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Testie backpedals and jabs.

+Testie smashes Squash with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Squash paws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Testie steps aside and laughs.
+Testie connects with a commanding straight right to the nose.
+Testie hits with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw.
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testie lands a pair of punches to the eye.
Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testie shakes Squash with a series of mean shots to the chin.
-Squash throws a left right to the ribs, but Testie stays away from it.
+Testie pops Squash with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
+Testie tags Squash with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Testie pokes Squash with a pair of hard punches to the temple. Squash ignores it.
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-Squash paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Testie pokes Squash with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Testie throws a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Testie hits Squash with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Testie solidly lands a volley of wild punches to the chin!!
+Squash backs up Testie with a volley of wild shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 9 of 24 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 46 of 46 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 40-36


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Squash is brawling. (inside)
Testie is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Testie throws a volley of punches to the head.
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+Squash pokes Testie with a hook to the ribs.
-Squash attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Squash fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Testie blocks.
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+Squash lands a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 9 of 23 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 49-46


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Squash is brawling. (inside)
Testie backpedals and jabs.

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+Testie scores with a barrage of wild shots to the nose.
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+Testie throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Testie annoys Squash with a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Squash fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Testie deftly avoits it.
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-Squash tries to land a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Testie blocks.
+Testie wallops Squash with a volley of quick punches to the temple. Squash doesn't seem bothered.
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+Testie smacks Squash with a flurry of quick punches to the temple. Squash seems wobbly!
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+Testie punches Squash with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Testie solidly lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Squash staggers Testie with a hook to the ribs.
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+Testie throws a series of punches to the chest.
+Testie lands a series of light punches to the nose!
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-Squash fires a hook to the solar plexus, but Testie steps aside and laughs.
+Testie suprises Squash with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 10 of 24 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 48 of 51 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 59-55


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Squash is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Testie is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Squash tries a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
+Squash lands a pair of nasty crosses to the nose!
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+Testie throws a series of hard punches to the eye.
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-Squash throws a series of right roundhouses to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Squash attacks with a left roundhouse to the head, but Testie narrowly avoids it
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-Squash paws a series of right roundhouses to the head, but misses.
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+Squash hits with a series of hooks to the chin. Testie seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 11 of 32 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 68-65


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Squash is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Testie backpedals and jabs.

-Squash attacks with a right punch to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Squash jars Testie with a nasty left to the head. Testie ignores it.
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+Testie shakes Squash with a light straight right to the eye!
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+Squash suprises Testie with a cross to the eye.
+Testie wakes up the fans with a pair of painful shots to the jaw.
+Testie clocks Squash with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Testie throws a series of painful punches to the mouth. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
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-Squash launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Testie hides behind his gloves.
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+Testie annoys Squash with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Squash throws a series of punches to the nose, but Testie leaps aside.
+Testie thumps Squash with a barrage of crosses to the ribs.
+Testie lands a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Squash whacks Testie with a flurry of roundhouses to the eye.
Squash lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Testie falls senseless!!

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Testie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Squash tries a right uppercut to the eye, but goes wide.
+Testie fires a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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+Testie hammers Squash with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 12 of 33 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 47 of 47 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-8

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 76-75


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Testie stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Testie pounds Squash with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
+Testie lands a jab to the jaw.
Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Testie suprises Squash with a pair of quick punches to the head.
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+Testie connects with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Squash lashes out with a flurry of shots to the face, but Testie ducks.
+Testie attacks with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Testie tosses a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Testie throws a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Testie lunges with a left straight right to the face, but comes up empty.
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Testie backs up Squash with a series of solid punches to the nose.
Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash tags Testie with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Squash hits with a series of shots to the stomach.
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Testie tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 8 of 15 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 39 of 63 punches.

Test Mrs Testie won the round 10-9

Test Mrs Testie is winning the fight 86-84


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Squash is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Testie backpedals and jabs.

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+Testie lands a flurry of punches to the ribs. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Squash hits Testie with a flurry of heavy crosses to the eye.
+Testie jolts Squash with a volley of strong crosses to the ribs.
+Testie lands a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Testie hits with a series of furious punches to the face.
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+Testie lands a flurry of hard punches to the face.
-Squash charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Testie narrowly avoids it
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+Squash pounds Testie with a painful cross to the head.
-Squash lunges with a series of left crosses to the mouth, but Testie narrowly avoids it
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-Squash launches a pair of roundhouses to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Squash launches a flurry of punches to the head, but Testie quickly backs away.
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+Squash connects with a series of mean punches to the chin.
Squash lands a mighty right haymaker and Testie's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Testie struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Testie jolts Squash with a pair of punches to the chest!
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+Testie whacks Squash with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Squash probes with a left hook to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Testie tosses a volley of mean punches to the eye.
+Squash belts Testie with a left to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 14 of 30 punches, and Test Mrs Testie landed 49 of 49 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Squash doesn't even want to rest!

Testie is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Squash is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Testie stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Testie punches Squash with a barrage of strong shots to the chin!!
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+Squash pounds Testie with a volley of furious uppercuts to the eye.
+Squash hits with a pair of blows to the eye.
Squash lands a thundering haymaker and Testie's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Joe Squash wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Testie is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 2: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 3: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 4: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 7: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 8: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 9: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 10: Joe Squash 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 2: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 3: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 4: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 7: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 8: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 9: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 10: Joe Squash 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 3: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 4: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 7: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 8: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 9: Test Mrs Testie 10-9
Round 10: Joe Squash 10-8

Joe Squash wins by a knockout!