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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, December 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 467 pounds (212 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands throws a volley of off balance punches to the chin!
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+Marvelous slams Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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+Pillow Hands wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the mouth.
-Marvelous attempts a volley of shots to the head, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous attempts a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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-Marvelous tries to land a series of shots to the mouth, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Marvelous deftly avoits it.
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-Marvelous launches a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
+Pillow Hands tattoos Marvelous with a volley of blows to the temple!
Pillow Hands lands a lightning blow to the head and Marvelous goes over backwards!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
+Pillow Hands staggers Marvelous with a pair of solid shots to the stomach.
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+Marvelous hits with a pair of wild punches to the face.
Marvelous lands a vicious right smash to the jaw and Pillow Hands lands flat on his back!!

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Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pillow Hands fires a series of stinging blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 30 of 39 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 36 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Marvelous is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous charges with a uppercut to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Marvelous fires a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Pillow Hands tattoos Marvelous with a barrage of furious shots to the chin. Marvelous asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a series of stinging shots to the head. Marvelous is hurt!
Pillow Hands lands a thundering right cross to the jaw and Marvelous's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous probes with a pair of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Marvelous attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach. Marvelous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Marvelous attempts a pair of right blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Marvelous attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Marvelous with a series of strong blows to the eye. Marvelous retreats to the far corner.
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-Marvelous tries to land a volley of shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Marvelous takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters study each other.
+Pillow Hands grazes Marvelous with a flurry of blows to the eye.
+Pillow Hands backs up Marvelous with a barrage of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 34 of 38 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 19-18


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands hits with a series of nice shots to the temple.
+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Pillow Hands is jabbing and laughing! Marvelous's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.

Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!