Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\924462.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Lord Tyson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, December 23, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 220 pounds (100 kilograms) is Lord Tyson!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Tyson leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Tyson with a series of glancing punches to the temple. Tyson backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right straight right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Tyson lands a series of shots to the face. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tyson doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Tyson belts Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Tyson leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Tyson steps aside.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Tyson with a series of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tyson doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Crazyfucker scores with a volley of shots to the stomach. Tyson quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tyson deftly avoits it.
+Tyson shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left to the head, but Tyson backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tyson doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the jaw, but Tyson steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tyson hurts Crazyfucker with a hook to the face.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tyson doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Tyson hits Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Crazyfucker belts Tyson with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Tyson steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but Tyson narrowly avoids it
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 25 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Tyson wallops Crazyfucker with a series of powerful blows to the nose!
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of blows to the jaw, but Tyson narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a left cross to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Tyson nails Crazyfucker with a series of solid punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Tyson blocks.
-Crazyfucker charges with a jab to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the head, but Tyson covers himself well.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Tyson with a barrage of shots to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 23 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a right cross to the solar plexus, but Tyson blocks.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Tyson steps aside and laughs.
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+Tyson annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the nose.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Tyson shakes Crazyfucker with a series of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Tyson beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 26 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 8 of 9 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left blows to the nose, but Tyson hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a straight right to the jaw, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Tyson hurts Crazyfucker with a nice sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tyson stays away from it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 5 of 24 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 7 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a right straight right to the eye, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Tyson narrowly avoids it
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+Tyson solidly lands a pair of glancing blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of blows to the temple, but Tyson steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 7 of 9 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Tyson covers up.
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+Tyson rocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of light shots to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left cross to the chin, but Tyson leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 4 of 22 punches, and Lord Tyson landed 7 of 9 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Tyson doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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