Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\923430.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom II by disqualification in round 12.Match Thursday, December 19, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow tosses a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii jars Slow with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach!
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+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slow clocks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Slow quickly backs away.
-Slow throws a series of punches to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii backs out of it.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 34 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 22 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9
Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Slow probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii escapes.
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+Slow hammers Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach!! Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly recovers.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow thumps Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of punches to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii punches Slow with a barrage of wild shots to the chest. Slow retreats to the far corner.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a right left to the solar plexus, but Slow ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 22 of 32 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow lands a left to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii seems wobbly!
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Slow shakes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow steps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Slow throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Sw Dork Boom Ii covers himself well.
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+Slow throws a pair of hard punches to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pounds Slow with a series of shots to the stomach.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Slow blocks.
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-Slow tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly backs away.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 21 of 32 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 24 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but misses.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 6 of 25 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37
Slow doesn't even want to rest!
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Slow hits with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Slow stays away from it.
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+Slow lashes out with a flurry of solid shots to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii ignores it.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii wakes up the fans with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slow deftly avoits it.
-Slow throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly backs away.
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-Slow throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hides behind his gloves.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but Slow covers himself well.
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+Slow attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii shakes his head to clear it.
+Slow attacks with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 19 of 34 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 13 of 39 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 49-47
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits with a pair of hard punches to the chest!
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+Slow throws a volley of powerful punches to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Slow covers himself well.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slow attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Sw Dork Boom Ii narrowly avoids it
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a series of light shots to the solar plexus.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hurts Slow with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 16 of 33 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 15 of 40 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 58-57
Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a right uppercut to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Slow hits with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a quick straight right to the jaw!! Sw Dork Boom Ii seems wobbly!
+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a barrage of mean punches to the chest!
-Slow charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the chin. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Slow stays away from it.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow staggers Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Slow throws a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
+Slow smashes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of punches to the face.
+Slow tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Slow charges with a straight right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Slow quickly backs away.
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+Slow hits with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Slow probes with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but goes wide.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii pops Slow with a vicious hook to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 41 of 65 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 40 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 68-66
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Sw Dork Boom Ii smacks Slow with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Slow throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus!
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but Slow backs out of it.
+Slow hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Sw Dork Boom Ii narrowly avoids it
-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow steps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Slow lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii rocks Slow with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a left hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 17 of 31 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 16 of 41 punches.
SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 77-76
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Slow is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii connects with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus. Slow grimaces in pain.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow throws a series of right punches to the head, but Sw Dork Boom Ii narrowly avoids it
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+Slow nails Sw Dork Boom Ii with a volley of loud punches to the head.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slow throws a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Slow annoys Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slow deftly avoits it.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a pair of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Slow steps aside.
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+Slow annoys Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of punches to the face. Sw Dork Boom Ii is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 40 of 59 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 16 of 44 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 87-85
Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
+Sw Dork Boom Ii tags Slow with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but Slow takes it in the forearms.
+Slow hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Slow fires a glancing jab to the chest.
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+Slow pummels Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus. Sw Dork Boom Ii retreats to the far corner.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Slow deftly avoits it.
+Slow hits Sw Dork Boom Ii with a jab to the stomach.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a volley of loud shots to the stomach!
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+Slow grazes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
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+Slow throws a volley of mean shots to the solar plexus!!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a barrage of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 30 of 30 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 41 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 97-94
Slow is obviously tired.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a uppercut to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Slow jars Sw Dork Boom Ii with a powerful sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+Slow jolts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a heavy straight right to the chest!
-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Slow leaps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of shots to the eye, but Slow ties him up.
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+Slow thumps Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Slow hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slow hits with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a series of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii smacks Slow with a flurry of glancing blows to the eye.
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+Slow stuns Sw Dork Boom Ii with a straight right to the chest.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii rocks Slow with a volley of off balance blows to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slow Joe Nr One landed 33 of 33 punches, and SW Dork Boom II landed 17 of 48 punches.
Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 107-103
Slow is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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+Slow drills Sw Dork Boom Ii with a nice straight right to the head.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attacks with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a left uppercut to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a pair of right punches to the head, but falls short.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a series of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii throws Slow with a bite to the ear! Slow Joe Nr One pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Slow Joe Nr One wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Slow is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Slow Joe Nr One wins by a foul!
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