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(Heavyweight) Lasileuka defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Sunday, December 15, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Lasileuka!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Lasileuka comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

+Lasileuka annoys Pillow Hands with a vicious right to the chin. Pillow Hands falls against the ropes!
+Lasileuka hurts Pillow Hands with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of blows to the face, but Lasileuka escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
+Pillow Hands throws a pair of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands tries a right sweeping right to the stomach, but Lasileuka takes it in the forearms.
+Lasileuka smashes Pillow Hands with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth!! Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
+Lasileuka slams Pillow Hands with a barrage of furious shots to the temple.
+Lasileuka hurts Pillow Hands with a series of painful shots to the chin.
+Lasileuka takes charge with a series of punches to the temple. Pillow Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lasileuka annoys Pillow Hands with a series of shots to the eye.
+Lasileuka fires a series of glancing shots to the nose. Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
+Pillow Hands staggers Lasileuka with a barrage of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a pair of wild shots to the ribs. Lasileuka backpedals to his own corner.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a barrage of blows to the chin.
+Lasileuka nails Pillow Hands with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Lasileuka smacks Pillow Hands with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Lasileuka throws a barrage of stiff blows to the mouth. Pillow Hands sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Lasileuka clocks Pillow Hands with a quick straight right to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lasileuka landed 58 of 66 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 26 of 42 punches.

Lasileuka won the round 10-9

Lasileuka is winning the fight 10-9


Lasileuka doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a fractured nose.


ROUND 2

Lasileuka comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands jolts Lasileuka with a volley of wild punches to the mouth. Lasileuka retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Lasileuka takes charge with a barrage of painful blows to the temple.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but Lasileuka ties him up.
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+Lasileuka staggers Pillow Hands with a flurry of light shots to the jaw.
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-Lasileuka probes with a volley of right shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Lasileuka throws a series of glancing shots to the eye.
+Lasileuka shakes Pillow Hands with a series of stiff shots to the eye.
+Lasileuka lands a volley of furious blows to the jaw! Pillow Hands ignores it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Lasileuka beats a hasty retreat.
+Lasileuka smacks Pillow Hands with a barrage of quick punches to the face. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
+Lasileuka slams Pillow Hands with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
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+Lasileuka throws a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a volley of loud blows to the eye.
+Pillow Hands hits with a volley of blows to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Lasileuka attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pillow Hands tags Lasileuka with a straight right to the jaw.
+Lasileuka jolts Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Lasileuka annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of blows to the temple. Pillow Hands ignores it.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Lasileuka with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
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-Lasileuka paws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lasileuka landed 56 of 68 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 25 of 40 punches.

Lasileuka won the round 10-9

Lasileuka is winning the fight 20-18


Lasileuka doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.


ROUND 3

Lasileuka comes out fighting.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

+Pillow Hands suprises Lasileuka with a barrage of blows to the nose.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left shots to the face, but Lasileuka ducks just in time.
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+Lasileuka wallops Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Lasileuka fires a series of strong blows to the face.
+Lasileuka annoys Pillow Hands with a quick right to the eye. Pillow Hands falls against the ropes!
+Lasileuka scores with a barrage of blows to the head.
+Pillow Hands belts Lasileuka with a barrage of painful blows to the temple. Lasileuka is hurt!
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Lasileuka attacks with a volley of light punches to the nose.
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+Lasileuka lands a barrage of painful blows to the head.
+Lasileuka annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of shots to the eye, but Lasileuka steps aside.
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+Lasileuka solidly lands a flurry of wild shots to the head. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
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-Lasileuka probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Lasileuka paws a volley of right blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lasileuka grazes Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Lasileuka lands a barrage of hard blows to the temple.
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BELL
Lasileuka remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! Lasileuka wins by TKO!!




Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lasileuka 10-9
Round 2: Lasileuka 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lasileuka 10-9
Round 2: Lasileuka 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lasileuka 10-9
Round 2: Lasileuka 10-9

Lasileuka wins by a technical knockout!