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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Terrifying Terrence Williams by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, December 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 387 pounds (176 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Terrifying Terrence Williams!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Williams attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini throws a hard jab to the solar plexus.
-Williams lashes out with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Luchini blocks.
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-Williams fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Williams attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Williams throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Luchini lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Luchini fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Williams paws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini escapes.
+Luchini jolts Williams with a barrage of punches to the head. Williams is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 12 of 27 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams lunges with a right straight right to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Williams charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Luchini attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Williams attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but Williams narrowly avoids it
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-Williams probes with a jab to the temple, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Williams charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Williams launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Luchini backs out of it.
+Luchini hits Williams with a jab to the ribs. Williams sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Williams charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Luchini lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Williams hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 13 of 31 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams attacks with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Luchini steps aside.
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+Luchini punches Williams with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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-Williams attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Williams launches a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Luchini launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Luchini fires a series of left punches to the eye, but Williams ducks just in time.
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-Williams lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the temple. Williams gets mad!
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-Williams attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 25 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 33 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini paws a pair of right punches to the head, but Williams leaps aside.
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-Williams tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini lands a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
-Luchini attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Williams takes it in the forearms.
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-Williams tries a roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Williams launches a straight right to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Williams probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Williams lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Luchini stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 23 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini slams Williams with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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+Luchini fires a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Williams throws a straight right to the solar plexus, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Williams attempts a right jab to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Williams probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Williams fires a volley of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Luchini throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Williams ducks.
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BELL
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

The doctor won't let Terrifying Terrence Williams continue the fight! Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a technical knockout!