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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Pythagorean X by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Monday, December 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Pythagorean X!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Straw tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
+Straw attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pummels Pythagorean with a pair of mean blows to the stomach!
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Pythagorean pops Straw with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Pythagorean pokes Straw with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Straw laughs!
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+Pythagorean punches Straw with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Pythagorean whacks Straw with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 22 of 22 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 25 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 10-9


Pythagorean doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Pythagorean scores with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Pythagorean suprises Straw with a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Straw covers up.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a volley of solid punches to the chest. Pythagorean quickly recovers.
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+Straw catches Pythagorean with a vicious jab to the stomach.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pythagorean throws a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Pythagorean leaps aside.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Pythagorean takes it in the forearms.
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+Pythagorean hits with a furious jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 22 of 22 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 25 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 20-18


Pythagorean doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Straw suprises Pythagorean with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
+Pythagorean hits Straw with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Pythagorean solidly lands a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Straw lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean covers himself well.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pythagorean hits Straw with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a right to the ribs, but Pythagorean quickly backs away.
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+Pythagorean hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Pythagorean tags Straw with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus. Straw ignores it.
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-Straw launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Straw fires a series of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Straw tattoos Pythagorean with a uppercut to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 23 of 23 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 25 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 30-27


Pythagorean doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw fights inside. (inside)

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-Straw tries a series of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Pythagorean wakes up the fans with a furious sweeping right to the chest.
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+Pythagorean nails Straw with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Straw probes with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Straw nails Pythagorean with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Straw paws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Straw attacks with a left hook to the chest, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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+Pythagorean grazes Straw with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Pythagorean hurts Straw with a series of stiff punches to the chest!
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+Straw pummels Pythagorean with a vicious uppercut to the chest. Pythagorean doesn't notice.
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+Pythagorean drills Straw with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 24 of 24 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 16 of 39 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 40-37


Pythagorean remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Straw fights inside. (inside)

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-Straw probes with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Pythagorean punches Straw with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
+Straw hits with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Straw paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Straw lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Straw attacks with a right roundhouse to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Straw lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean ties him up.
-Straw attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Pythagorean ducks just in time.
+Pythagorean belts Straw with a pair of punches to the ribs. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Straw lands a powerful straight right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 8 of 8 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 39 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 49-47


Pythagorean remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Pythagorean tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw is brawling. (inside)

+Pythagorean hits with a jab to the eye.
+Pythagorean hits with a barrage of powerful combinations to the temple. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Pythagorean ducks just in time.
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+Straw tattoos Pythagorean with a series of vicious combinations to the stomach!!
+ The fighters trade combinations to the nose.
-Straw probes with a right hook to the stomach, but Pythagorean beats a hasty retreat.
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+Straw punches Pythagorean with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Straw pounds Pythagorean with a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Pythagorean connects with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
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+Pythagorean takes charge with a volley of quick combinations to the chin. Straw gets mad!
+Pythagorean annoys Straw with a straight right to the mouth.
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-Straw lunges with a cross to the chest, but Pythagorean deftly avoits it.
+Pythagorean belts Straw with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Straw attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 31 of 31 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 18 of 37 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 59-56


Pythagorean grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Pythagorean tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw is brawling. (inside)

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+Pythagorean smacks Straw with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
+Straw attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Pythagorean pummels Straw with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Straw lashes out with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+Pythagorean backs up Straw with a volley of punches to the jaw. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Straw lunges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean ducks just in time.
-Straw lashes out with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Pythagorean ducks.
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-Straw tries a uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Pythagorean throws a light right to the jaw.
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+Pythagorean tosses a flurry of solid combinations to the mouth.
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+Pythagorean stuns Straw with a pair of solid combinations to the mouth.
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+Pythagorean slams Straw with a pair of powerful punches to the chin!! Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Straw lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 33 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 19 of 41 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 69-65


Pythagorean is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Pythagorean tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw is brawling. (inside)

-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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+Pythagorean throws a loud uppercut to the eye. Straw covers up.
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+Straw takes charge with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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+Pythagorean jars Straw with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Straw wallops Pythagorean with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Pythagorean hits with a volley of glancing shots to the nose. Straw falls against the ropes!
+Pythagorean hits Straw with a hook to the nose. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Straw probes with a left to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy shots to the chest! Pythagorean doesn't notice.
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+Straw pounds Pythagorean with a pair of mean punches to the chest.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean backs out of it.
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+Pythagorean hits with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Pythagorean connects with a barrage of commanding combinations to the nose!!
+Pythagorean hits with a series of hard punches to the eye. Straw doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the head.
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+Straw attacks with a flurry of vicious shots to the chest. Pythagorean gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 32 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 23 of 41 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 78-75


Pythagorean is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Pythagorean tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw is brawling. (inside)

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-Straw charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean ducks.
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+Straw hits Pythagorean with a nice straight right to the chest.
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+Pythagorean tosses a series of vicious blows to the eye.
+Straw solidly lands a barrage of solid shots to the chest.
+Straw attacks with a pair of quick punches to the stomach!
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+Pythagorean thumps Straw with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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-Straw tries to land a left straight right to the chest, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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+Pythagorean annoys Straw with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
+Pythagorean pounds Straw with a flurry of combinations to the face.
-Straw paws a left right to the solar plexus, but Pythagorean ties him up.
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+Pythagorean solidly lands a furious sweeping right to the nose.
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+Pythagorean backs up Straw with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 30 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 22 of 36 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 87-85


Pythagorean looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Pythagorean tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw is brawling. (inside)

-Straw fires a right left to the ribs, but Pythagorean backs out of it.
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+Pythagorean fires a series of combinations to the jaw. Straw gets mad!
-Straw lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Pythagorean smacks Straw with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
+Straw hurts Pythagorean with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Pythagorean attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the nose. Straw falls against the ropes!
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+Straw slams Pythagorean with a wild uppercut to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Straw tags Pythagorean with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Pythagorean whacks Straw with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Pythagorean wallops Straw with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Straw attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the chest!
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+Straw hits with a stinging cross to the ribs. Pythagorean sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Straw lands a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pythagorean X landed 30 of 33 punches, and Straw Dork Boom III landed 24 of 40 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 96-95


Pythagorean collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Pythagorean tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Straw is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Pythagorean shakes Straw with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Straw annoys Pythagorean with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Straw smashes Pythagorean with a flurry of commanding shots to the head. Pythagorean doesn't notice.
Straw lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Pythagorean is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pythagorean can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 2: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 3: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 2: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 3: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 2: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 3: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!