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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Terrifying Terrence Williams by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, December 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 387 pounds (176 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Terrifying Terrence Williams!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams launches a left straight right to the eye, but misses.
-Luchini paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Williams deftly avoits it.
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-Williams throws a volley of punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Williams attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Williams tries a barrage of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Luchini attacks with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Williams tries to land a straight right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini launches a series of punches to the temple, but Williams leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 23 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 33 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Williams blocks.
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-Williams paws a jab to the temple, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Williams paws a pair of punches to the head, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini hits with a pair of punches to the face!
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-Williams attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini hurts Williams with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Williams lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but Luchini blocks.
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-Williams throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Williams paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Williams ducks just in time.
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-Luchini tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 32 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Williams paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Williams paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Williams charges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini blocks.
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-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Williams stays away from it.
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-Williams attempts a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the temple!
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-Luchini charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Luchini lunges with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 22 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 3 of 29 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini paws a left to the head, but misses.
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-Williams attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Williams attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini probes with a right to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Williams fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Williams probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini scores with a light uppercut to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 10 of 22 punches, and Terrifying Terrence Williams landed 4 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Williams stays outside and uses his jab.

-Williams lunges with a straight right to the eye, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Williams probes with a straight right to the chin, but Luchini escapes.
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-Williams launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Williams launches a pair of punches to the head, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Williams throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini tries a series of right punches to the temple, but Williams narrowly avoids it
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Luchini lands a series of heavy punches to the temple. Williams gets mad!
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-Williams probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Williams probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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BELL
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Williams remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Terrifying Terrence Williams continue the fight! Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a technical knockout!