Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\922087.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Sunday, December 08, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 267 pounds (121 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 451 pounds (205 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
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+Pillow Hands drills Marvelous with a pair of light punches to the nose. Marvelous backpedals to his own corner.
Pillow Hands lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Marvelous falls to the canvas!!
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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
-Marvelous throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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-Marvelous lunges with a right uppercut to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Marvelous attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
+Marvelous hits with a barrage of mean shots to the jaw. Pillow Hands asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Marvelous attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Pillow Hands throws a pair of quick blows to the eye.
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-Marvelous paws a barrage of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands wakes up the fans with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Marvelous sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Pillow Hands connects with a vicious jab to the chin!
-Marvelous throws a volley of blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
+Pillow Hands stuns Marvelous with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Marvelous hides behind his gloves.
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+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a wild hook to the stomach.
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+Pillow Hands pokes Marvelous with a pair of solid blows to the temple. Marvelous grimaces in pain.
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+Pillow Hands drills Marvelous with a hook to the head. Marvelous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 32 of 39 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 44 punches.
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-8
Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Marvelous is obviously tired.
ROUND 2
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a right to the mouth. Marvelous sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Pillow Hands tosses a pair of punches to the eye. Marvelous beats a hasty retreat.
Pillow Hands lands a resounding blow to the temple and Marvelous's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of left shots to the nose, but Marvelous narrowly avoids it
+Pillow Hands takes charge with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
-Marvelous probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Marvelous tries to land a uppercut to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a barrage of light blows to the nose.
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-Marvelous tries a uppercut to the eye, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a series of stiff shots to the head.
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The fighters circle.
+Marvelous jolts Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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-Marvelous lunges with a barrage of left blows to the face, but misses.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Marvelous launches a flurry of blows to the head, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 31 of 42 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 35 punches.
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-16
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 3
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)
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+Pillow Hands throws a barrage of glancing blows to the mouth! Pillow Hands attacks like a wild man! Marvelous seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!
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