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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated "marvelous" Mike Beirnes by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, December 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 263 pounds (119 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 448 pounds (203 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of off balance blows to the temple. Marvelous grimaces in pain.
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+Marvelous pummels Pillow Hands with a barrage of loud blows to the nose. Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
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+Pillow Hands belts Marvelous with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-Marvelous probes with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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+Pillow Hands jolts Marvelous with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
Pillow Hands lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Marvelous falls to the canvas!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Pillow Hands paws a series of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Marvelous tries to land a series of left punches to the face, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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+Pillow Hands drills Marvelous with a glancing jab to the eye. Marvelous doesn't seem bothered.
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-Marvelous throws a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Marvelous lunges with a volley of right shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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-Marvelous fires a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Pillow Hands thumps Marvelous with a barrage of blows to the head. Marvelous seems wobbly!
+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a flurry of blows to the head!!
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-Marvelous throws a volley of right blows to the nose, but Pillow Hands ducks just in time.
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-Marvelous probes with a pair of right blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 29 of 43 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 36 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-8


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Marvelous is obviously tired.


ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

-Pillow Hands fires a left jab to the ribs, but falls short.
+Pillow Hands thumps Marvelous with a pair of painful blows to the eye.
-Marvelous attempts a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Marvelous staggers Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the head.
+Pillow Hands throws a series of mean blows to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands wakes up the fans with a series of stiff blows to the head.
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-Marvelous throws a left cross to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Pillow Hands catches Marvelous with a barrage of solid blows to the ribs!!
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-Marvelous probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
-Marvelous lashes out with a volley of left blows to the eye, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
Pillow Hands lands a decisive cross to the jaw and Marvelous goes down!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pillow Hands scores with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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-Marvelous charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Marvelous lunges with a volley of right shots to the face, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Marvelous tries a series of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 31 of 41 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-16


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.

Marvelous collapses limply onto his stool.


ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous attempts a series of right blows to the eye, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
+Pillow Hands strikes with a flurry of off balance blows to the face. Marvelous shakes his head to clear it.
+Pillow Hands hammers Marvelous with a barrage of stinging blows to the mouth!!
Pillow Hands lands a bone crushing right blow to the head and Marvelous's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Marvelous struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous probes with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
-Marvelous throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Marvelous slams Pillow Hands with a series of vicious shots to the jaw.
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+Pillow Hands fires a volley of nasty shots to the chin.
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-Marvelous attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the eye, but Marvelous steps aside and laughs.
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+Pillow Hands fires a straight right to the face. Pillow Hands smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Marvelous can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

Marvelous can't remember which corner is his.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-8

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by a technical knockout!