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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Crucafix by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-112, 115-113.

Match Saturday, December 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is Crucafix!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

+Depends belts Crucafix with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+Crucafix grazes Depends with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Crucafix probes with a jab to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Crucafix tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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-Crucafix probes with a hook to the chin, but Depends quickly backs away.
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+Depends hits with a pair of shots to the jaw. Crucafix is hurt!
-Depends probes with a sweeping right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crucafix connects with a flurry of nasty shots to the temple. Depends is hurt!
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crucafix throws a right jab to the jaw, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crucafix suprises Depends with a volley of blows to the stomach!!
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends pounds Crucafix with a pair of light punches to the mouth.
-Crucafix launches a flurry of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crucafix tries a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Crucafix charges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Depends leaps aside.
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+Crucafix fires a pair of wild shots to the mouth.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 22 of 34 punches, and Crucafix landed 26 of 57 punches.

Crucafix won the round 10-9

Crucafix is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crucafix doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crucafix goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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-Crucafix throws a left uppercut to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crucafix probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
-Crucafix paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix throws a flurry of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Depends connects with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crucafix annoys Depends with a series of nasty shots to the jaw. Depends sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Depends tosses a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends annoys Crucafix with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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-Crucafix probes with a pair of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Crucafix lands a pair of punches to the face. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Depends tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Depends attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Crucafix takes it in the forearms.
+Crucafix throws a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Crucafix fires a volley of right blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Crucafix probes with a left left to the temple, but Depends leaps aside.
+Depends stuns Crucafix with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Depends launches a right left to the chest, but Crucafix beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crucafix hurts Depends with a pair of off balance blows to the chin.
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+Depends fires a painful sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 32 of 47 punches, and Crucafix landed 21 of 60 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crucafix doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crucafix goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Crucafix lands a hook to the eye.
-Crucafix probes with a series of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends fires a nice jab to the chin.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crucafix throws a barrage of shots to the mouth. Depends shakes his head to clear it.
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-Crucafix attempts a right cross to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Crucafix lashes out with a series of left punches to the temple, but Depends ducks.
+Depends jars Crucafix with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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-Crucafix tries a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Crucafix throws a volley of punches to the head, but Depends steps aside.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends lashes out with a pair of powerful punches to the head!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Crucafix throws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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+Depends tattoos Crucafix with a volley of loud punches to the nose!
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Crucafix quickly backs away.
+Depends punches Crucafix with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Crucafix tattoos Depends with a barrage of furious blows to the chest.
-Depends throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but Crucafix steps aside.
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+Depends connects with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
+Depends jolts Crucafix with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 47 of 51 punches, and Crucafix landed 18 of 59 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 29-28


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crucafix doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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-Crucafix throws a right to the face, but Depends blocks.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends staggers Crucafix with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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+Depends scores with a mean jab to the stomach.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends tries a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends jolts Crucafix with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!! Crucafix sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Crucafix tattoos Depends with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Depends ignores it.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Crucafix lands a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Depends lands a hard roundhouse to the stomach!
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+Crucafix hits with a powerful uppercut to the mouth!!
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix launches a right hook to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Crucafix throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Crucafix backs up Depends with a series of quick blows to the face.
-Crucafix attacks with a series of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Crucafix probes with a hook to the nose, but Depends ties him up.
-Crucafix lunges with a left to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Depends pokes Crucafix with a cross to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 28 of 38 punches, and Crucafix landed 23 of 58 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 39-37


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Depends wallops Crucafix with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+Crucafix wakes up the fans with a cross to the ribs.
+Crucafix jolts Depends with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Depends sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Depends stuns Crucafix with a hard cross to the solar plexus!
+Depends lands a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Crucafix throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Crucafix tries a pair of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends stuns Crucafix with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Crucafix tries to land a barrage of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Depends pummels Crucafix with a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crucafix hits with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
-Crucafix lashes out with a pair of blows to the eye, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
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+Crucafix drills Depends with a uppercut to the chest.
+Crucafix thumps Depends with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
-Crucafix fires a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix charges with a volley of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Crucafix tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but Depends backs out of it.
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-Crucafix attacks with a pair of blows to the nose, but Depends leaps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Crucafix fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but Depends quickly backs away.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Crucafix paws a barrage of right shots to the eye, but Depends steps aside.
-Crucafix tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 28 of 31 punches, and Crucafix landed 33 of 84 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 49-46


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Depends clocks Crucafix with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Depends throws a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends drills Crucafix with a series of loud blows to the chest.
-Crucafix lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Depends leaps aside.
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+Depends punches Crucafix with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Depends paws a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crucafix suprises Depends with a barrage of wild shots to the jaw.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 31 of 43 punches, and Crucafix landed 6 of 17 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 59-55


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

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+Depends belts Crucafix with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Crucafix attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Crucafix lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Crucafix lashes out with a volley of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Depends ties him up.
+Crucafix throws a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crucafix strikes with a pair of loud punches to the stomach. Depends sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crucafix tries to land a pair of right blows to the eye, but Depends quickly backs away.
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-Crucafix attempts a pair of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Crucafix punches Depends with a volley of furious shots to the head.
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+Depends hits with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Crucafix rocks Depends with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Depends lands a volley of punches to the stomach!!
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crucafix thumps Depends with a barrage of powerful blows to the face.
+Crucafix suprises Depends with a barrage of commanding shots to the mouth.
-Crucafix probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Crucafix connects with a nice left to the stomach.
+Depends shakes Crucafix with a volley of stiff blows to the stomach.
-Crucafix charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Depends ducks just in time.
+Crucafix wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face. Depends sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Depends nails Crucafix with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Crucafix backpedals to his own corner.
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-Depends charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crucafix paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Depends fires a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Crucafix fires a volley of left blows to the chest, but Depends narrowly avoids it
-Crucafix probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Depends covers himself well.
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-Crucafix throws a pair of shots to the face, but Depends blocks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 26 of 33 punches, and Crucafix landed 30 of 82 punches.

Crucafix won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 68-65


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Depends annoys Crucafix with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Crucafix tries to land a series of right blows to the nose, but misses.
-Crucafix fires a pair of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crucafix throws a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Crucafix hits with a volley of punches to the face.
+Crucafix annoys Depends with a barrage of light blows to the eye!
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+Depends nails Crucafix with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Depends probes with a right left to the nose, but falls short.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Crucafix tries to land a barrage of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
+Depends tattoos Crucafix with a pair of punches to the head.
-Crucafix throws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
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+Crucafix staggers Depends with a hard cross to the ribs.
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-Crucafix throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Depends ducks just in time.
+Depends shakes Crucafix with a barrage of painful punches to the chin! Crucafix doesn't notice.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends smashes Crucafix with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Crucafix slams Depends with a series of off balance blows to the chin.
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends pops Crucafix with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Crucafix paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Depends backs out of it.
-Crucafix throws a left left to the stomach, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 34 of 38 punches, and Crucafix landed 24 of 78 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 78-74


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
+Depends smashes Crucafix with a flurry of mean punches to the face! Crucafix sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Depends tosses a pair of punches to the temple. Crucafix hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Depends throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Crucafix quickly backs away.
+Depends rocks Crucafix with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix throws a pair of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends wallops Crucafix with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Depends strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 19 of 29 punches, and Crucafix landed 5 of 15 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 88-83


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crucafix tags Depends with a glancing hook to the mouth. Depends gets mad!
+Depends tags Crucafix with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
+Depends backs up Crucafix with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Crucafix takes charge with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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-Crucafix probes with a volley of left blows to the head, but Depends deftly avoits it.
-Crucafix launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but Depends quickly backs away.
-Crucafix launches a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Depends leaps aside.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends pounds Crucafix with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye! Crucafix shakes his head to clear it.
-Crucafix lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crucafix throws a pair of right shots to the chin, but fails to score.
+Crucafix fires a barrage of mean shots to the head.
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-Crucafix probes with a series of right shots to the face, but misses completely.
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+Depends strikes with a solid right to the mouth. Crucafix grimaces in pain.
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-Crucafix attempts a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Depends stays away from it.
-Crucafix launches a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends fires a pair of punches to the head!!
-Crucafix throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Crucafix staggers Depends with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Depends solidly lands a series of vicious punches to the face.
+Depends throws a series of furious punches to the head!
-Crucafix launches a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Crucafix lashes out with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Depends backs out of it.
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+Crucafix grazes Depends with a pair of quick blows to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 27 of 32 punches, and Crucafix landed 29 of 87 punches.

Crucafix won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 97-93


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Crucafix flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Crucafix tattoos Depends with a barrage of quick shots to the temple.
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+Depends nails Crucafix with a series of punches to the chin.
+Depends lashes out with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Depends throws a volley of punches to the chin.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crucafix probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crucafix charges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Crucafix attacks with a right uppercut to the face, but he's too slow.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Crucafix probes with a series of left blows to the mouth, but Depends covers himself well.
-Crucafix probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Crucafix tries to land a right to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of quick punches to the head. Crucafix quickly recovers.
+Depends hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. Crucafix retreats to the far corner.
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Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crucafix lunges with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Depends covers himself well.
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-Crucafix tries a series of left blows to the head, but Depends blocks.
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+Crucafix clocks Depends with a volley of commanding blows to the eye.
-Crucafix lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Depends ties him up.
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+Crucafix solidly lands a series of nice blows to the face.
-Crucafix tries a series of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Depends covers himself well.
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-Crucafix lunges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Crucafix attacks with a straight right to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 25 of 32 punches, and Crucafix landed 24 of 86 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 107-102


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crucafix flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

-Crucafix throws a series of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Depends attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Crucafix rocks Depends with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Crucafix takes charge with a flurry of shots to the face.
-Crucafix paws a pair of blows to the chest, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crucafix charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Depends blocks.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crucafix probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
-Crucafix throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but Depends ducks.
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-Crucafix launches a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crucafix lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Depends ducks just in time.
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-Crucafix throws a barrage of shots to the head, but Depends backs out of it.
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+Depends slams Crucafix with a volley of painful shots to the nose. Crucafix ignores it.
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-Crucafix charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends drills Crucafix with a volley of punches to the chin. Crucafix beats a hasty retreat.
-Crucafix lunges with a left cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Crucafix lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Crucafix throws a volley of right blows to the chin, but fails to score.
-Crucafix attacks with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Depends ducks just in time.
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-Crucafix throws a series of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
+Crucafix pokes Depends with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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-Crucafix fires a left hook to the stomach, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
-Crucafix tries to land a right right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Crucafix hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crucafix attacks with a series of right punches to the temple, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
-Crucafix charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Depends backs out of it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 19 of 23 punches, and Crucafix landed 19 of 88 punches.

Crucafix won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 116-112


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Crucafix grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crucafix 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Crucafix 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Crucafix 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: Crucafix 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Crucafix 10-9

Total Score: The Commish Wears Depends 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crucafix 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Crucafix 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Crucafix 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Crucafix 10-9

Total Score: The Commish Wears Depends 116-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crucafix 10-9
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Crucafix 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Crucafix 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: Crucafix 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Crucafix 10-9

Total Score: The Commish Wears Depends 115-113

The Commish Wears Depends wins by decision!