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(Heavyweight) Could Not Help Myself defeated DeAndre Jordan by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, December 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Could Not Help Myself!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Myself fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan jolts Myself with a vicious straight right to the mouth.
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-Myself fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Jordan solidly lands a cross to the ribs.
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+Myself grazes Jordan with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan lands a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Myself throws a flurry of stinging punches to the chest. Jordan falls against the ropes!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan annoys Myself with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Jordan hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 11 of 23 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 23 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself punches Jordan with a barrage of strong blows to the ribs.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Jordan slams Myself with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Jordan fires a series of glancing shots to the jaw.
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-Myself attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Jordan punches Myself with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw. Myself doesn't seem bothered.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself nails Jordan with a hard hook to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 11 of 25 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 23 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 20-18


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself jars Jordan with a nasty straight right to the ribs!
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-Myself tries a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Jordan stays away from it.
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-Myself launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Jordan quickly backs away.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself charges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jordan steps aside and laughs.
+Jordan shakes Myself with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 8 of 24 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 7 of 7 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 29-28


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Jordan thumps Myself with a volley of heavy blows to the mouth!
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-Myself probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Myself launches a pair of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Myself tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Myself fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Myself stuns Jordan with a strong cross to the chest.
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+Myself lands a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Myself clocks Jordan with a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Myself charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Jordan covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 15 of 38 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 8 of 8 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!

Jordan doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Myself fights inside. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Myself throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Jordan ties him up.
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-Myself throws a series of punches to the chest, but Jordan ties him up.
+Jordan lands a barrage of nice punches to the face. Myself laughs!
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+Jordan smacks Myself with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Myself lunges with a pair of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
+Jordan hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Myself gets mad!
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-Myself launches a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Myself lands a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jordan tosses Myself with a low blow! Boo! Boo!
+Jordan lands a barrage of stiff blows to the face.
+Myself tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Jordan fires a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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+Jordan attacks with a jab to the eye.
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+Myself hits Jordan with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 19 of 42 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 33 of 34 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 48-47


Myself doesn't even want to rest!

Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Myself is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Myself tries a pair of left roundhouses to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Myself attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but Jordan leaps aside.
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+Jordan lands Myself with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Jordan solidly lands a volley of quick punches to the chin. Myself doesn't seem bothered.
+Myself scores with a pair of uppercuts to the chin. Jordan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Myself lands a vicious left haymaker and Jordan lands flat on his back!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters swap uppercuts to the head.
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-Myself probes with a pair of left uppercuts to the face, but Jordan stays away from it.
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-Myself probes with a barrage of crosses to the temple, but fails to score.
+Jordan strikes with a series of solid punches to the chin.
Jordan lands a vicious haymaker and Myself's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Myself struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jordan hits with a volley of blows to the head. Myself gets mad!
+Myself wallops Jordan with a barrage of hard punches to the head. Jordan is hurt!
Myself lands a blood spattering haymaker and Jordan lands flat on his back!!

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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jordan lands a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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+Jordan throws a pair of wild punches to the face.
+Myself nails Jordan with a volley of heavy uppercuts to the head.
+Jordan pokes Myself with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw. Myself retreats to the far corner.
+Myself staggers Jordan with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Jordan pummels Myself with a series of wild uppercuts to the mouth! Myself backpedals to his own corner.
+Myself tattoos Jordan with a flurry of stinging crosses to the eye.
+Jordan smacks Myself with a barrage of punches to the temple. Myself asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Myself smashes Jordan with a stinging left to the face. Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jordan slams Myself with a series of punches to the eye. Myself ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 15 of 32 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 31 of 33 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Myself throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
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-Myself probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Jordan tattoos Myself with a off balance cross to the jaw. Myself sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jordan tattoos Myself with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Jordan jolts Myself with a hard jab to the temple. Myself gets mad!
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+Jordan pokes Myself with a straight right to the mouth! Myself grimaces in pain.
-Myself tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
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-Myself attempts a roundhouse to the stomach, but Jordan ducks just in time.
+Jordan backs up Myself with a series of loud punches to the head.
-Myself lunges with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Myself hits with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Jordan throws a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Jordan pokes Myself with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Myself stuns Jordan with a quick hook to the solar plexus.
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+Jordan solidly lands a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 17 of 41 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 39 of 39 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 67-66


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Myself is brawling. (inside)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Jordan hits with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
+Jordan rocks Myself with a powerful jab to the mouth. Myself beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jordan throws a right to the jaw. Myself quickly recovers.
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+Myself punches Jordan with a pair of glancing punches to the chest. Jordan grimaces in pain.
+Myself punches Jordan with a light right to the chest.
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-Myself probes with a series of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Jordan hurts Myself with a series of solid shots to the jaw!
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+Jordan nails Myself with a volley of light punches to the head!!
+Myself fires a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs!
-Myself probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Jordan narrowly avoids it
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+Jordan hits with a pair of punches to the jaw. Myself quickly recovers.
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+Jordan hammers Myself with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
-Myself attacks with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Myself probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Jordan drills Myself with a stinging straight right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Could Not Help Myself landed 18 of 39 punches, and DeAndre Jordan landed 42 of 42 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 77-75


Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jordan is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Myself is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Jordan strikes with a barrage of furious shots to the mouth.
+Myself hits Jordan with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Myself rocks Jordan with a pair of light punches to the head.
Myself lands a powerful left haymaker and Jordan is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
Could Not Help Myself wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jordan looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9

Could Not Help Myself wins by a knockout!