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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\920983.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Sunday, December 01, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+More Zoloft shakes Hometown with a volley of uppercuts to the stomach.
-More Zoloft throws a flurry of hooks to the stomach, but Hometown backs out of it.
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+Hometown stuns More Zoloft with a series of punches to the stomach.
-More Zoloft throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Hometown whacks More Zoloft with a heavy cross to the nose.
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+Hometown tosses a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+More Zoloft hits with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs! Hometown ignores it.
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-More Zoloft tries a volley of right crosses to the chest, but Hometown ducks.
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+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus. More Zoloft falls against the ropes!
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+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a volley of hard punches to the head!!
+Hometown lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hometown wakes up the fans with a jab to the stomach.
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+Hometown tattoos More Zoloft with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 14 of 33 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 47 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
-More Zoloft attempts a pair of left crosses to the ribs, but Hometown leaps aside.
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+Hometown belts More Zoloft with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. More Zoloft covers up.
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-More Zoloft throws a left uppercut to the chest, but Hometown covers himself well.
+Hometown hits with a barrage of crosses to the face.
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+More Zoloft punches Hometown with a series of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Hometown pokes More Zoloft with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Hometown solidly lands a series of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Hometown pops More Zoloft with a off balance roundhouse to the nose!!
-More Zoloft charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Hometown catches More Zoloft with a jab to the temple. More Zoloft hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hometown attacks with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Hometown hits with a series of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 12 of 33 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 47 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 20-18
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown grazes More Zoloft with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
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-More Zoloft launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Hometown blocks.
+Hometown scores with a flurry of punches to the temple. More Zoloft beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hometown slams More Zoloft with a pair of punches to the head. More Zoloft falls against the ropes!
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+Hometown thumps More Zoloft with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Hometown connects with a painful cross to the mouth.
-More Zoloft tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but Hometown narrowly avoids it
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+Hometown pokes More Zoloft with a flurry of punches to the nose!
+Hometown hurts More Zoloft with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Hometown smashes More Zoloft with a pair of loud punches to the jaw. More Zoloft covers up.
+Hometown takes charge with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-More Zoloft attempts a flurry of roundhouses to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+More Zoloft whacks Hometown with a volley of light uppercuts to the ribs!! Hometown sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+More Zoloft lands a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Hometown catches More Zoloft with a series of blows to the eye.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 15 of 31 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 47 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 30-27
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Hometown pokes More Zoloft with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Hometown attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Hometown lands a barrage of hooks to the mouth.
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+More Zoloft annoys Hometown with a series of crosses to the stomach.
-More Zoloft throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Hometown quickly backs away.
-More Zoloft fires a series of roundhouses to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a series of nice blows to the chin. More Zoloft doesn't seem bothered.
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+Hometown solidly lands a series of wild punches to the mouth.
+More Zoloft hits with a pair of crosses to the solar plexus.
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+Hometown drills More Zoloft with a volley of painful punches to the temple. More Zoloft asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hometown lands a right to the jaw.
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+Hometown attacks with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+More Zoloft hammers Hometown with a vicious jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 17 of 31 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 47 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 40-36
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+More Zoloft pummels Hometown with a pair of painful shots to the stomach.
+Hometown throws a barrage of punches to the temple!
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+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a volley of stinging blows to the face!
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+Hometown wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Hometown jolts More Zoloft with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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-More Zoloft throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Hometown ducks just in time.
+More Zoloft hammers Hometown with a pair of roundhouses to the chest!
+Hometown smashes More Zoloft with a hard jab to the chin. More Zoloft beats a hasty retreat.
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+More Zoloft strikes with a volley of strong roundhouses to the solar plexus. Hometown laughs!
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+Hometown slams More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the stomach. More Zoloft covers up.
-More Zoloft lunges with a pair of left uppercuts to the chest, but fails to score.
+Hometown strikes with a solid jab to the chest.
-More Zoloft attempts a barrage of hooks to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Hometown throws a barrage of uppercuts to the chest.
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-More Zoloft lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Hometown narrowly avoids it
+Hometown pokes More Zoloft with a pair of light crosses to the eye.
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+Hometown jars More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 18 of 31 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 47 punches.
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 49-46
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye.
ROUND 6
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown takes charge with a pair of punches to the eye. More Zoloft hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+More Zoloft throws a cross to the chest.
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+More Zoloft fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Hometown jolts More Zoloft with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown whacks More Zoloft with a strong jab to the jaw.
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+More Zoloft annoys Hometown with a pair of shots to the ribs!!
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+More Zoloft hits with a painful uppercut to the stomach. Hometown ignores it.
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+Hometown attacks with a glancing cross to the eye!!
-More Zoloft probes with a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-More Zoloft paws a volley of crosses to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Hometown nails More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a mean roundhouse to the head.
+Hometown lands a painful jab to the temple.
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+Hometown jolts More Zoloft with a series of strong punches to the nose.
+Hometown attacks with a series of solid punches to the nose.
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-More Zoloft tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Hometown covers himself well.
+Hometown drills More Zoloft with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 21 of 42 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 47 punches.
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 58-56
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
ROUND 7
More Zoloft throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown tosses a glancing uppercut to the face.
+More Zoloft punches Hometown with a barrage of punches to the temple. Hometown doesn't seem bothered.
More Zoloft lands a devestating left punch in the nose and Hometown is flattened!!
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Hometown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+More Zoloft throws a jab to the nose. Hometown quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap roundhouses to the jaw.
+More Zoloft hammers Hometown with a series of powerful blows to the head. Hometown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+More Zoloft hammers Hometown with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!!
-More Zoloft attempts a barrage of right roundhouses to the head, but Hometown ties him up.
+Hometown lands a hard hook to the stomach. More Zoloft falls against the ropes!
+Hometown lashes out with a volley of stiff shots to the mouth!
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+More Zoloft suprises Hometown with a hard straight right to the face. Hometown asks for time to wipe off the blood.
More Zoloft lands a bone crushing left hook and Hometown is knocked off his feet!!
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Hometown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-More Zoloft tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
+More Zoloft annoys Hometown with a volley of wild hooks to the chin.
More Zoloft lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Hometown is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff wins by a knockout!
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