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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\920977.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Sunday, December 01, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown stuns More Zoloft with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. More Zoloft covers up.
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+Hometown wallops More Zoloft with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+More Zoloft hits with a volley of uppercuts to the ribs. Hometown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hometown staggers More Zoloft with a series of painful punches to the head.
-More Zoloft probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+More Zoloft punches Hometown with a series of blows to the ribs. Hometown covers up.
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-More Zoloft tries a volley of crosses to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Hometown solidly lands a pair of uppercuts to the solar plexus.
+Hometown hits More Zoloft with a series of punches to the eye. More Zoloft shakes his head to clear it.
-More Zoloft tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Hometown tosses a series of punches to the face!!
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+Hometown lands a series of punches to the stomach.
+Hometown belts More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the face. More Zoloft sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hometown throws a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 12 of 33 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 43 of 43 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-More Zoloft throws a volley of crosses to the stomach, but Hometown steps aside.
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+Hometown shakes More Zoloft with a commanding left to the ribs.
+Hometown slams More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-More Zoloft lunges with a series of left hooks to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-More Zoloft charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Hometown pops More Zoloft with a volley of off balance roundhouses to the eye.
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+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a blow to the temple.
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+Hometown hurts More Zoloft with a quick hook to the solar plexus.
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+Hometown backs up More Zoloft with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Hometown fires a volley of powerful shots to the jaw. More Zoloft ignores it.
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-More Zoloft lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Hometown thumps More Zoloft with a volley of punches to the stomach!
+More Zoloft drills Hometown with a pair of strong crosses to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 13 of 29 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 44 of 47 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 20-18
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Hometown staggers More Zoloft with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Hometown tattoos More Zoloft with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+More Zoloft suprises Hometown with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Hometown asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a nice sweeping right to the eye. More Zoloft seems wobbly!
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-More Zoloft lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+More Zoloft solidly lands a volley of crosses to the chest.
+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a volley of heavy punches to the eye. More Zoloft seems wobbly!
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+Hometown solidly lands a series of punches to the chin. More Zoloft backpedals to his own corner.
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-More Zoloft paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Hometown lands a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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-More Zoloft throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Hometown hits with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 14 of 32 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 50 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 30-27
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+More Zoloft grazes Hometown with a pair of furious uppercuts to the solar plexus!!
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+Hometown scores with a pair of stiff shots to the eye. More Zoloft hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a light straight right to the nose.
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+Hometown attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Hometown solidly lands a pair of quick shots to the stomach. More Zoloft ignores it.
+Hometown smacks More Zoloft with a volley of glancing blows to the eye.
+Hometown drills More Zoloft with a barrage of hard punches to the chin!
+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. More Zoloft sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-More Zoloft lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-More Zoloft attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Hometown quickly backs away.
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-More Zoloft tries a barrage of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Hometown fires a pair of punches to the jaw. More Zoloft seems wobbly!
+Hometown hits More Zoloft with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose. More Zoloft backpedals to his own corner.
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+More Zoloft wallops Hometown with a punch to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 13 of 32 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 46 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 40-36
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+Hometown hurts More Zoloft with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown grazes More Zoloft with a quick jab to the eye.
-More Zoloft tries to land a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Hometown quickly backs away.
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+More Zoloft solidly lands a pair of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Hometown stuns More Zoloft with a cross to the head.
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+Hometown takes charge with a series of glancing punches to the nose. More Zoloft hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hometown fires a furious roundhouse to the temple.
-More Zoloft lashes out with a right right to the ribs, but Hometown steps aside and laughs.
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+More Zoloft lashes out with a painful cross to the stomach. Hometown gets mad!
+Hometown lashes out with a loud jab to the eye.
+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-More Zoloft lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Hometown hits with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. More Zoloft quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 12 of 35 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 45 of 45 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 50-45
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown strikes with a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+More Zoloft takes charge with a series of crosses to the ribs!! Hometown sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hometown jars More Zoloft with a pair of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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+Hometown hits with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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+More Zoloft smacks Hometown with a sweeping right to the stomach.
+More Zoloft punches Hometown with a left to the stomach.
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-More Zoloft paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
-More Zoloft attempts a volley of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a pair of quick punches to the face!
+More Zoloft tosses a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Hometown wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
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+Hometown hits More Zoloft with a volley of punches to the head. More Zoloft sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-More Zoloft probes with a hook to the chest, but Hometown leaps aside.
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+Hometown wakes up the fans with a volley of hooks to the head.
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+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Hometown jars More Zoloft with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Hometown throws a series of painful punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 18 of 42 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 59-55
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is slowing down.
ROUND 7
More Zoloft throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+More Zoloft jolts Hometown with a pair of vicious shots to the mouth!!
More Zoloft lands a cruel haymaker and Hometown staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Hometown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Hometown rocks More Zoloft with a series of heavy punches to the ribs. More Zoloft covers up.
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+Hometown throws a pair of hard punches to the head!!
+Hometown tattoos More Zoloft with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+More Zoloft tags Hometown with a barrage of glancing blows to the eye.
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+Hometown solidly lands a loud left to the mouth. More Zoloft doesn't seem bothered.
+More Zoloft punches Hometown with a series of shots to the face!
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+Hometown belts More Zoloft with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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-More Zoloft tries to land a volley of shots to the eye, but Hometown steps aside.
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+Hometown drills More Zoloft with a nasty jab to the eye.
+Hometown attacks with a volley of loud punches to the nose!
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+More Zoloft hits with a loud left to the jaw. Hometown retreats to the far corner.
+Hometown fires a pair of wild roundhouses to the chest.
-More Zoloft tries to land a flurry of right uppercuts to the face, but Hometown narrowly avoids it
+Hometown nails More Zoloft with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Hometown fires a volley of quick punches to the nose.
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+More Zoloft tosses a series of uppercuts to the nose.
More Zoloft lands a powerful punch in the nose and Hometown drops like a stone!!
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Hometown struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-More Zoloft paws a pair of shots to the jaw, but Hometown steps aside.
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+Hometown tattoos More Zoloft with a pair of furious crosses to the face.
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+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 16 of 33 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 46 of 46 punches.
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff won the round 10-7
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 66-65
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown looks exhausted. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
More Zoloft throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth!! More Zoloft doesn't notice.
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+More Zoloft thumps Hometown with a commanding right to the head!
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+Hometown fires a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown fires a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
+More Zoloft throws a barrage of loud hooks to the mouth.
More Zoloft lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Hometown is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Round 7: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Round 7: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-7
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff wins by a knockout!
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