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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\920971.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff defeated Harker "Hometown" Dirge by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Sunday, December 01, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Harker "Hometown" Dirge!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown throws a series of stinging punches to the chest!
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+More Zoloft hits Hometown with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-More Zoloft fires a straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Hometown pummels More Zoloft with a flurry of heavy blows to the face.
-More Zoloft throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-More Zoloft lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Hometown catches More Zoloft with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Hometown stuns More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown smacks More Zoloft with a series of hooks to the head.
+Hometown hits with a volley of punches to the head!
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-More Zoloft probes with a right to the stomach, but Hometown ties him up.
+Hometown pummels More Zoloft with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Hometown lands a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Hometown pounds More Zoloft with a pair of vicious roundhouses to the head.
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+Hometown clocks More Zoloft with a volley of hooks to the chest.
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+More Zoloft rocks Hometown with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
+Hometown lands a flurry of punches to the head. More Zoloft laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 11 of 30 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 47 of 47 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 10-9
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-More Zoloft paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Hometown hides behind his gloves.
+Hometown fires a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus! More Zoloft quickly recovers.
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+Hometown fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-More Zoloft attempts a left to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Hometown attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the head. More Zoloft gets mad!
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-More Zoloft lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
+Hometown hits More Zoloft with a pair of punches to the head.
+Hometown stuns More Zoloft with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Hometown tosses a heavy roundhouse to the ribs.
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+More Zoloft annoys Hometown with a pair of shots to the chest!
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+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a pair of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Hometown tosses a off balance sweeping right to the chin!
+More Zoloft lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus!
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+Hometown attacks with a volley of loud punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 11 of 32 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 48 of 48 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 20-18
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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-More Zoloft tries a pair of hooks to the ribs, but Hometown escapes.
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+Hometown drills More Zoloft with a mean straight right to the head.
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+Hometown hits with a series of crosses to the ribs.
+More Zoloft connects with a volley of quick blows to the ribs! Hometown gets mad!
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+Hometown slams More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+More Zoloft pummels Hometown with a series of roundhouses to the chest! Hometown covers up.
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+Hometown attacks with a series of punches to the chest. More Zoloft ignores it.
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-More Zoloft fires a left left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-More Zoloft attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+More Zoloft annoys Hometown with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Hometown hurts More Zoloft with a furious straight right to the face!
+Hometown hits with a barrage of punches to the face!! More Zoloft seems wobbly!
+Hometown jars More Zoloft with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 13 of 29 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 41 of 49 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 30-27
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
-More Zoloft lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Hometown throws a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Hometown hits with a series of solid uppercuts to the chest! More Zoloft sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-More Zoloft attacks with a pair of right uppercuts to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Hometown hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
+More Zoloft throws a pair of punches to the ribs. Hometown covers up.
+Hometown hits with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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+More Zoloft whacks Hometown with a volley of nice hooks to the solar plexus.
-More Zoloft throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Hometown clocks More Zoloft with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a straight right to the face.
+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a series of punches to the chin.
-More Zoloft launches a barrage of left hooks to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Hometown nails More Zoloft with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Hometown solidly lands a jab to the nose. More Zoloft asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 14 of 30 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 50 of 50 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 40-36
More Zoloft doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hometown grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Hometown takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Hometown annoys More Zoloft with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Hometown attacks with a series of punches to the eye!
+Hometown jolts More Zoloft with a right to the mouth. More Zoloft hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+More Zoloft tosses a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+Hometown thumps More Zoloft with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. More Zoloft asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Hometown hits More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Hometown attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+More Zoloft hurts Hometown with a pair of hooks to the ribs!
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-More Zoloft throws a barrage of hooks to the ribs, but Hometown deftly avoits it.
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+Hometown lands a flurry of light punches to the eye. More Zoloft laughs!
-More Zoloft tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-More Zoloft probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Hometown ducks just in time.
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+Hometown attacks with a nasty straight right to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 15 of 32 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 44 of 44 punches.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge won the round 10-9
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 50-45
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
More Zoloft is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
+Hometown tags More Zoloft with a cross to the eye.
+More Zoloft tags Hometown with a flurry of quick blows to the chest. Hometown shakes his head to clear it.
+Hometown smashes More Zoloft with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Hometown thumps More Zoloft with a heavy roundhouse to the face. More Zoloft quickly recovers.
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+Hometown clocks More Zoloft with a nasty jab to the temple.
+More Zoloft clocks Hometown with a pair of blows to the stomach! Hometown grimaces in pain.
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-More Zoloft throws a flurry of hooks to the solar plexus, but Hometown ducks.
-More Zoloft probes with a barrage of hooks to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hometown jolts More Zoloft with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Hometown solidly lands a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs!!
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+Hometown pounds More Zoloft with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
+Hometown lands a light straight right to the mouth.
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-More Zoloft tries a flurry of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Hometown staggers More Zoloft with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Hometown hammers More Zoloft with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Hometown punches More Zoloft with a painful jab to the nose.
+More Zoloft lands a volley of uppercuts to the chest. Hometown hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-More Zoloft tries a pair of right uppercuts to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff landed 18 of 40 punches, and Harker "Hometown" Dirge landed 44 of 45 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Harker "Hometown" Dirge is winning the fight 60-55
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown is slowing down.
ROUND 7
More Zoloft throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hometown backpedals and jabs.
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+More Zoloft punches Hometown with a volley of solid hooks to the nose.
More Zoloft lands a resounding haymaker and Hometown is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
More Zoloft doesn't even want to rest!
Hometown looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 2: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 3: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 4: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 5: Harker "Hometown" Dirge 10-9
Round 6: Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff 10-9
Matt "More Zoloft" Roloff wins by a knockout!
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