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(Heavyweight) beak defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Sunday, December 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is beak!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

+Beak hits with a volley of blows to the nose. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
+Beak staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Beak lands a blood spattering right haymaker and Crazyfucker goes down!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beak annoys Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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+Beak jars Crazyfucker with a nice uppercut to the head.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Beak with a volley of strong shots to the eye.
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+Beak tosses a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+Beak backs up Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
Beak lands a sudden haymaker and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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NINE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the jaw!! Beak gets mad!
+Beak hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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+Crazyfucker rocks Beak with a volley of blows to the face. Beak laughs!
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+Crazyfucker backs up Beak with a glancing right to the chest. Beak doesn't seem bothered.

BELL

According to the commentator:

beak landed 30 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

beak won the round 10-7

beak is winning the fight 10-7


Beak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Beak rocks Crazyfucker with a right to the face.
Beak lands a decisive punch in the nose and Crazyfucker's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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FIVE
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beak thumps Crazyfucker with a series of painful shots to the head.
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+Beak annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Beak with a pair of shots to the face. Beak hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right shots to the chest, but Beak hides behind his gloves.
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+Beak throws a roundhouse to the eye.
Beak lands a quick blow to the head and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!

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SIX
Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beak smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus.
Beak lands a tremendous left uppercut and Crazyfucker hurtles to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
beak wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Beak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: beak 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: beak 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: beak 10-7

beak wins by a knockout!