Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\920500.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Patient X defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Friday, November 29, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 203 pounds (92 kilograms) is Patient X!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 305 pounds (138 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Patient attacks with a right straight right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patient attacks with a volley of left blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Patient staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach. Patient seems wobbly!
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+Patient tattoos Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the face.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Patient pokes Crazyfucker with a series of strong blows to the head. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Patient beats a hasty retreat.
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+Patient hits Crazyfucker with a pair of mean punches to the eye. Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 18 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 11 of 23 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 10-9
Patient doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Patient clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of quick blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Patient attempts a flurry of right blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker drills Patient with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Patient launches a left sweeping right to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Patient quickly backs away.
+Patient pops Crazyfucker with a series of light punches to the chin. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Patient nails Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 20 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 11 of 26 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 20-18
Patient doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Patient catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Patient tattoos Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth.
-Patient attacks with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Patient hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the chin.
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-Patient attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left blows to the nose, but Patient covers himself well.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Patient with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 18 of 34 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 23 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 30-27
Patient doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Patient attempts a jab to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker whacks Patient with a volley of shots to the face.
+Patient pummels Crazyfucker with a flurry of furious shots to the nose!
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+Patient connects with a barrage of shots to the jaw!
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-Patient lashes out with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a jab to the mouth, but Patient steps aside.
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+Patient lands a pair of shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 17 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 24 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 40-36
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Crazyfucker hits Patient with a strong cross to the nose.
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-Patient fires a hook to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Patient pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the ribs. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a right sweeping right to the ribs, but Patient hides behind his gloves.
-Patient throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Patient lands a volley of quick blows to the nose! Crazyfucker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Patient quickly backs away.
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+Patient rocks Crazyfucker with a wild uppercut to the chest. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 19 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 25 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 50-45
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the face, but Patient ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker slams Patient with a pair of strong blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Patient fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Patient charges with a series of right shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Patient charges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Patient smacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of nice shots to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 17 of 29 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 24 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 60-54
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a cross to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Patient attempts a series of right shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Patient fires a flurry of shots to the jaw!
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+Patient throws a off balance hook to the jaw. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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+Patient scores with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Patient probes with a series of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Patient belts Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 20 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-9
Patient X is winning the fight 70-63
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 8
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Patient stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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+Patient belts Crazyfucker with a mean left to the head.
+Patient connects with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Patient throws a flurry of loud blows to the eye.
+Patient hits with a pair of powerful blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
Patient lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Crazyfucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Patient with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Patient pummels Crazyfucker with a solid left to the nose. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the nose, but Patient ties him up.
+Patient belts Crazyfucker with a painful jab to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of blows to the chest, but Patient covers himself well.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Patient steps aside.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Patient X landed 30 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches.
Patient X won the round 10-8
Patient X is winning the fight 80-71
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Patient comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Patient stuns Crazyfucker with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
Patient lands a powerful uppercut and Crazyfucker staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Patient X wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Patient remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Crazyfucker can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! Patient X wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patient X 10-9
Round 2: Patient X 10-9
Round 3: Patient X 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: Patient X 10-9
Round 8: Patient X 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patient X 10-9
Round 2: Patient X 10-9
Round 3: Patient X 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: Patient X 10-9
Round 8: Patient X 10-8
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Patient X 10-9
Round 2: Patient X 10-9
Round 3: Patient X 10-9
Round 4: Patient X 10-9
Round 5: Patient X 10-9
Round 6: Patient X 10-9
Round 7: Patient X 10-9
Round 8: Patient X 10-8
Patient X wins by a knockout!
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