Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\920105.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, November 27, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 40 pounds (18 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands charges with a series of blows to the eye, but Blerp covers himself well.
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+Hands attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Hands smashes Blerp with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hands charges with a pair of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands charges with a left cross to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Hands tries a series of shots to the eye, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands launches a pair of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Hands throws a jab to the temple, but Blerp ducks just in time.
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-Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
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-Blerp charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Hands hurts Blerp with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Blerp covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 16 of 59 punches, and blerp landed 0 of 8 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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-Hands tries a right jab to the temple, but Blerp blocks.
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-Hands lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
-Hands throws a series of right shots to the face, but misses.
-Blerp lunges with a barrage of blows to the head, but Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Hands tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Hands lunges with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Blerp ducks.
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+Blerp pounds Hands with a flurry of vicious shots to the eye. Blerp attacks like a wild man! Hands can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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