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(Heavyweight) "marvelous" Mike Beirnes defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, November 26, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 442 pounds (200 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands hurts Marvelous with a series of shots to the chest. Marvelous doesn't seem bothered.
-Marvelous throws a left hook to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Pillow Hands rocks Marvelous with a volley of shots to the eye.
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-Marvelous probes with a straight right to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a solid jab to the nose.
-Marvelous launches a barrage of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Pillow Hands stuns Marvelous with a barrage of nice blows to the face. Marvelous doesn't notice.
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-Marvelous tries a barrage of right shots to the head, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
-Marvelous fires a flurry of punches to the face, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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+Pillow Hands slams Marvelous with a volley of light shots to the solar plexus. Marvelous sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Pillow Hands launches a series of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Marvelous probes with a hook to the nose, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
+Pillow Hands catches Marvelous with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 33 of 40 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 43 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Marvelous doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands drills Marvelous with a series of nasty blows to the temple.
-Marvelous probes with a flurry of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Marvelous rocks Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Marvelous lands a cruel right hook and Pillow Hands lands flat on his back!!

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Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous charges with a pair of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands tosses a barrage of mean shots to the stomach.
-Marvelous lunges with a volley of shots to the eye, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
-Marvelous throws a hook to the face, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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-Marvelous throws a series of shots to the temple, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
-Marvelous launches a left straight right to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Pillow Hands shakes Marvelous with a flurry of light blows to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a left roundhouse to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Marvelous probes with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands smashes Marvelous with a series of punches to the nose. Marvelous laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 32 of 40 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 3 of 43 punches.

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes won the round 10-8

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes is winning the fight 19-18


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Marvelous grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest! Marvelous backpedals to his own corner.
-Marvelous tries to land a pair of shots to the head, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
+Pillow Hands catches Marvelous with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Marvelous launches a series of blows to the nose, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Marvelous lunges with a right uppercut to the temple, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands drills Marvelous with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a series of light blows to the eye.
+Marvelous thumps Pillow Hands with a volley of shots to the head!
Marvelous lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Pillow Hands is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Pillow Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a right jab to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Pillow Hands wallops Marvelous with a uppercut to the face.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Marvelous with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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-Marvelous tries a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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-Marvelous attempts a series of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands hits Marvelous with a pair of off balance blows to the temple.
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+Pillow Hands pounds Marvelous with a painful straight right to the stomach.
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-Marvelous paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Marvelous is obviously tired.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! "marvelous" Mike Beirnes wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-8

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes wins by a technical knockout!