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(Super-Welterweight) Slow Joe Nr One defeated SW Dork Boom II by split decision: 115-114, 115-114, 113-115.

Match Thursday, November 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SW Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Slow Joe Nr One!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Slow throws a light right to the ribs.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chest. Slow laughs!
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-Slow throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Sw Dork Boom Ii ducks.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slow backs up Sw Dork Boom Ii with a straight right to the chest.
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+Slow throws a furious left to the solar plexus.
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+Slow takes charge with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 26 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 20 of 31 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 10-9


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slow attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Slow pounds Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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+Slow throws a flurry of punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii quickly recovers.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Slow tags Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of light punches to the chest.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits Slow with a pair of punches to the chest. Slow doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 8 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 23 of 32 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 20-18


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Slow backs out of it.
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+Slow shakes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Slow covers himself well.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow connects with a jab to the solar plexus!
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a wild uppercut to the ribs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slow hurts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of hard shots to the chest! Sw Dork Boom Ii retreats to the far corner.
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-Slow charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a left to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 7 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 19 of 31 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 30-27


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a right uppercut to the stomach, but Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Slow ducks just in time.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii clocks Slow with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus. Slow falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 6 of 24 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 39-37


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slow doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow throws a series of punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a hook to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Slow slams Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus!!
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slow hits with a mean left to the stomach.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Slow deftly avoits it.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii catches Slow with a series of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Slow covers himself well.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slow attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Sw Dork Boom Ii ties him up.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 12 of 36 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 20 of 30 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Slow Joe Nr One is winning the fight 48-47


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a series of right shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slow shakes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a right to the chest, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Slow blocks.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii belts Slow with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii tosses a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 41 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Slow hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hurts Slow with a off balance uppercut to the chest. Slow sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Slow ducks just in time.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Slow clocks Sw Dork Boom Ii with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Sw Dork Boom Ii backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slow probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Slow lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Slow hits with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slow stuns Sw Dork Boom Ii with a roundhouse to the stomach!
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a flurry of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Slow probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Sw Dork Boom Ii deftly avoits it.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lunges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Slow covers himself well.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but Slow narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 13 of 42 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 22 of 31 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 67-66


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Sw Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Sw Dork Boom Ii punches Slow with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Slow backs out of it.
+Slow punches Sw Dork Boom Ii with a straight right to the eye.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tosses a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii fires a barrage of blows to the chest, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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Slow tries to attack, but Sw Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 11 of 41 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 6 of 8 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 77-75


Sw Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!

Slow remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a volley of stinging punches to the ribs. Slow beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Slow steps aside and laughs.
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+Slow hits with a uppercut to the stomach.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a left hook to the chest, but Slow stays away from it.
+Slow fires a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Slow thumps Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach. Sw Dork Boom Ii beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Slow covers himself well.
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+Slow tosses a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a volley of powerful blows to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 12 of 42 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 30 of 31 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 86-85


Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but falls short.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a left hook to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Slow hides behind his gloves.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a left uppercut to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a volley of right shots to the head, but Slow deftly avoits it.
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+Slow hits with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Sw Dork Boom Ii hits with a vicious left to the mouth! Slow hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii tags Slow with a series of off balance blows to the face. Slow hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 45 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 96-94


Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Sw Dork Boom Ii is brawling. (inside)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slow scores with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Sw Dork Boom Ii grimaces in pain.
+Slow hurts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a stinging cross to the solar plexus.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Slow ducks just in time.
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+Slow jolts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii annoys Slow with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Slow leaps aside.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Slow takes charge with a pair of glancing blows to the ribs.
+Slow pokes Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
+Slow hits with a flurry of light blows to the solar plexus.
+Slow suprises Sw Dork Boom Ii with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii lands a flurry of punches to the ribs. Slow is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 14 of 40 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 31 of 31 punches.

Slow Joe Nr One won the round 10-9

SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 105-104


Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Sw Dork Boom Ii is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Slow is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Sw Dork Boom Ii charges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Slow covers himself well.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii probes with a pair of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii launches a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Slow leaps aside.
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+Sw Dork Boom Ii hurts Slow with a series of stiff crosses to the face.
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-Sw Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of left shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Slow wallops Sw Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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+Slow hurts Sw Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

SW Dork Boom II landed 10 of 29 punches, and Slow Joe Nr One landed 8 of 8 punches.

SW Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

SW Dork Boom II is winning the fight 115-113


Sw Dork Boom Ii remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slow grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom II 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-114


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom II 10-9

Total Score: Slow Joe Nr One 115-114


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 2: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 3: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 4: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 10: SW Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Slow Joe Nr One 10-9
Round 12: SW Dork Boom II 10-9

Total Score: SW Dork Boom II 115-113

Slow Joe Nr One wins by decision!