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(Heavyweight) Big F'n Elephant in the Room defeated Unemployed Bum Luchini by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Sunday, November 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 535 pounds (243 kilograms) is Big F'n Elephant in the Room!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 395 pounds (179 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Big F'n Elephant In The Room connects with a mean jab to the temple!!
-Luchini charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room escapes.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a glancing jab to the stomach.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and Luchini goes over backwards!!

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SIX
Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tags Luchini with a stiff sweeping right to the chest. Luchini sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a tremendous uppercut and Luchini collapses!!

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Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room slams Luchini with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Luchini gets mad!
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+Luchini attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. Big F'n Elephant In The Room sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Luchini throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room escapes.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Luchini covers up.
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-Luchini throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room escapes.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room pummels Luchini with a heavy right to the ribs.
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+Luchini smashes Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a pair of punches to the face. Big F'n Elephant In The Room shakes his head to clear it.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room punches Luchini with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits with a volley of off balance punches to the chin. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 38 of 38 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 4 of 24 punches.

Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-7

Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 10-7


Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 2

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Luchini strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tags Luchini with a volley of mean punches to the chin!
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a pair of furious punches to the nose.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room steps aside and laughs.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room annoys Luchini with a stinging sweeping right to the face.
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-Luchini launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room escapes.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room throws a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Luchini's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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FIVE
Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room strikes with a wild straight right to the mouth.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a crashing right punch in the nose and Luchini is knocked down!!

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THREE

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SIX
Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Luchini probes with a series of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room slams Luchini with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room pokes Luchini with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
-Luchini tries a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 39 of 41 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 2 of 30 punches.

Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-7

Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 20-14


Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 3

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits Luchini with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits with a series of nice punches to the head.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room attacks with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room attacks with a volley of punches to the face!
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-Luchini lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room steps aside.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room catches Luchini with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room belts Luchini with a jab to the face. Luchini grimaces in pain.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a terrific cross to the jaw and Luchini goes down!!

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NINE
Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Luchini lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini staggers Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Luchini paws a pair of punches to the eye, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room ducks just in time.
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-Luchini attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room ties him up.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits Luchini with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room thumps Luchini with a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Big F'n Elephant in the Room landed 38 of 38 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 2 of 32 punches.

Big F'n Elephant in the Room won the round 10-8

Big F'n Elephant in the Room is winning the fight 30-22


Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 4

Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hurts Luchini with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Luchini tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room ducks.
+Luchini punches Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room stuns Luchini with a series of furious blows to the stomach. Luchini gets mad!
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Luchini falls senseless!!

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Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Luchini paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room backs out of it.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room punches Luchini with a nasty jab to the mouth.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room thumps Luchini with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room drills Luchini with a nasty jab to the stomach.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room throws a pair of stiff punches to the nose!! Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Luchini charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tosses a right to the eye.
-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room ducks just in time.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits with a light jab to the jaw.
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+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hits Luchini with a barrage of blows to the chest!! Luchini laughs!

BELL
Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

The doctor won't let Unemployed Bum Luchini continue the fight! Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 2: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 3: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 2: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 3: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 2: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-7
Round 3: Big F'n Elephant in the Room 10-8

Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by a technical knockout!