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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Takanohana by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, November 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 857 pounds (389 kilograms) is Takanohana!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Takanohana stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Takanohana lands a flurry of punches to the face. This Is Going To Hurt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Takanohana hits with a series of off balance punches to the head.
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+Takanohana catches This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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+This Is Going To Hurt throws a off balance counter-punch to the nose.
Takanohana lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt deflects it and strikes back with a flurry of combinations to the head.
+Takanohana annoys This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
Takanohana probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but This Is Going To Hurt takes it on the gloves and counters with a series of combinations to the mouth.
+Takanohana pummels This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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Takanohana attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but This Is Going To Hurt leans away and hits back with a series of hard combinations to the head.
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+This Is Going To Hurt thumps Takanohana with a series of combinations to the eye.
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+Takanohana lashes out with a loud jab to the nose.
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+This Is Going To Hurt wakes up the fans with a volley of light combinations to the face.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a tremendous left cross to the jaw and Takanohana's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Takanohana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Takanohana wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Takanohana hits with a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Takanohana smacks This Is Going To Hurt with a series of painful punches to the nose.
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+Takanohana tattoos This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
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+This Is Going To Hurt solidly lands a nasty counter-punch to the chin.
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-This Is Going To Hurt probes with a series of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Takanohana slams This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a glancing combination to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 19 of 26 punches, and Takanohana landed 40 of 41 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-8

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-8


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't want to stop fighting!

Takanohana doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Takanohana stays outside and uses his jab.

+Takanohana strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
+This Is Going To Hurt fires a series of heavy combinations to the mouth.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Takanohana is flattened!!

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Takanohana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Takanohana fires a series of strong punches to the temple.
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Takanohana paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but This Is Going To Hurt deflects it and hits back with a series of loud combinations to the head.
Takanohana throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but This Is Going To Hurt slips it and hits back with a flurry of loud combinations to the chin.
Takanohana fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but This Is Going To Hurt knocks it away and strikes first with a series of hard shots to the face.
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+Takanohana slams This Is Going To Hurt with a series of nasty punches to the chin.
-This Is Going To Hurt lunges with a series of shots to the head, but Takanohana escapes.
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+Takanohana hits This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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+Takanohana fires a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt tosses a barrage of combinations to the eye!
This Is Going To Hurt lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Takanohana collapses!!

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Takanohana struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+This Is Going To Hurt nails Takanohana with a volley of vicious combinations to the face!
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a barrage of powerful combinations to the jaw.
+Takanohana hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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+Takanohana wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+Takanohana jolts This Is Going To Hurt with a flurry of shots to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Takanohana lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye. This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
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+Takanohana hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth. This Is Going To Hurt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Takanohana hits This Is Going To Hurt with a commanding jab to the face. This Is Going To Hurt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 16 of 24 punches, and Takanohana landed 40 of 43 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-7

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 20-15


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Takanohana grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Takanohana stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Takanohana throws a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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Takanohana launches a pair of right shots to the eye, but This Is Going To Hurt slips it and strikes back with a flurry of nice combinations to the jaw.
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+This Is Going To Hurt backs up Takanohana with a barrage of stinging shots to the chin. Takanohana covers up.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a volley of shots to the head. Takanohana beats a hasty retreat.
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+Takanohana suprises This Is Going To Hurt with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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Takanohana tries a pair of punches to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt slips it and retaliates with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
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+Takanohana shakes This Is Going To Hurt with a roundhouse to the eye!
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+Takanohana grazes This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. This Is Going To Hurt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+This Is Going To Hurt grazes Takanohana with a commanding jab to the chin! Takanohana ignores it.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a quick left punch in the nose and Takanohana is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Takanohana is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-8
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-7

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!