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(Heavyweight) Richard Parker defeated The Commish Wears Depends by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Saturday, November 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 284 pounds (129 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 323 pounds (147 kilograms) is Richard Parker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Depends whacks Parker with a light straight right to the eye!
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+Parker grazes Depends with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Parker stuns Depends with a series of furious blows to the ribs! Depends doesn't notice.
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-Parker charges with a pair of blows to the chest, but Depends escapes.
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+Depends whacks Parker with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends fires a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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-Parker tries to land a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Depends quickly backs away.
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-Parker attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Depends grazes Parker with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends clocks Parker with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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+Depends thumps Parker with a vicious straight right to the head!!
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker annoys Depends with a nasty straight right to the stomach.
+Parker fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 32 of 32 punches, and Richard Parker landed 18 of 32 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Parker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Parker attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Depends annoys Parker with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Parker probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends pokes Parker with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw!
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-Parker lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Parker lunges with a series of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Parker hits Depends with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs!! Depends quickly recovers.
+Depends takes charge with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Parker connects with a nasty right to the head. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
+Parker takes charge with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Parker belts Depends with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs!
+Depends fires a flurry of punches to the ribs. Parker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Parker throws a nice right to the nose.
+Depends backs up Parker with a jab to the stomach. Parker covers up.
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+Depends shakes Parker with a hard jab to the chin.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker belts Depends with a painful right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 30 of 31 punches, and Richard Parker landed 33 of 56 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Parker throws a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs! Depends covers up.
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+Depends clocks Parker with a jab to the face!!
-Parker throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Depends annoys Parker with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends jolts Parker with a series of mean punches to the chin.
-Parker attacks with a left to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Parker tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Parker launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Depends leaps aside.
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+Parker suprises Depends with a series of punches to the chest!
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends clocks Parker with a flurry of nice shots to the mouth. Parker covers up.
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-Parker attacks with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Depends backs up Parker with a pair of punches to the eye.
+Depends jolts Parker with a volley of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 31 of 31 punches, and Richard Parker landed 13 of 33 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 29-28


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Parker pounds Depends with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
+Depends strikes with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker rocks Depends with a strong hook to the stomach.
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+Depends throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Depends pummels Parker with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Depends lands a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Parker paws a right hook to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker jars Depends with a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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+Depends fires a commanding cross to the ribs.
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-Parker attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 32 of 33 punches, and Richard Parker landed 17 of 30 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 39-37


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Parker throws a series of commanding shots to the temple.
+Parker suprises Depends with a pair of vicious blows to the mouth!
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-Parker launches a volley of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker grazes Depends with a barrage of mean blows to the temple. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker hits Depends with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
-Parker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the head, but Depends covers himself well.
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-Parker probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Depends stays away from it.
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-Parker tries a series of shots to the chin, but Depends ducks just in time.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker jars Depends with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Depends covers up.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Parker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 7 of 9 punches, and Richard Parker landed 30 of 57 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 48-47


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Parker slams Depends with a barrage of blows to the chest.
+Depends lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Parker throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Depends throws a pair of heavy punches to the temple!
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-Parker paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
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-Parker probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but Depends leaps aside.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends drills Parker with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Parker takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Depends hits with a series of light punches to the temple!
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+Depends throws a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Parker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Depends tags Parker with a pair of light punches to the temple. Parker covers up.
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+Depends attacks with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Depends hits Parker with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 31 of 31 punches, and Richard Parker landed 15 of 37 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 58-56


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Parker tosses a volley of commanding punches to the jaw!!
-Parker attempts a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Depends backs out of it.
+Parker annoys Depends with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker hurts Depends with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
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+Depends stuns Parker with a furious sweeping right to the chest!
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Parker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Depends leaps aside.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Parker smashes Depends with a pair of vicious blows to the nose. Depends seems wobbly!
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-Parker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Depends steps aside.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends shakes Parker with a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Parker lands a volley of light punches to the face!
+Depends whacks Parker with a series of nice punches to the chin. Parker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Depends rocks Parker with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Parker fires a flurry of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Depends hits with a series of powerful punches to the temple. Parker grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 30 of 34 punches, and Richard Parker landed 32 of 49 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 67-66


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Parker launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Parker punches Depends with a volley of punches to the stomach. Depends quickly recovers.
+Parker annoys Depends with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs!
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parker attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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-Parker attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Parker rocks Depends with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Depends drills Parker with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs! Parker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 8 of 8 punches, and Richard Parker landed 12 of 33 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Parker ducks.
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+Parker solidly lands a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus. Depends grimaces in pain.
+Depends tosses a volley of vicious punches to the jaw!
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends hammers Parker with a series of punches to the head.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends rocks Parker with a flurry of stiff blows to the head.
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-Parker throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Parker grazes Depends with a hard uppercut to the solar plexus. Depends seems wobbly!
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+Depends shakes Parker with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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+Depends drills Parker with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 35 of 41 punches, and Richard Parker landed 11 of 24 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 86-85


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Parker probes with a volley of shots to the head, but falls short.
+Depends solidly lands a volley of strong shots to the temple.
+Parker belts Depends with a pair of furious punches to the nose!
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends fires a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Depends pounds Parker with a flurry of punches to the head! Parker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Parker throws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Depends hits Parker with a pair of quick shots to the chin. Parker is hurt!
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-Parker fires a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Parker rocks Depends with a barrage of hard shots to the chin. Depends is hurt!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Parker fires a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Depends ducks.
+Parker annoys Depends with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
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-Parker tries a series of right shots to the stomach, but Depends ties him up.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker tags Depends with a quick right to the solar plexus.
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-Parker throws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Depends hammers Parker with a powerful hook to the chin.
+Depends hurts Parker with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye. Parker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Depends probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Parker hides behind his gloves.
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+Parker backs up Depends with a barrage of quick blows to the nose.
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+Parker hits with a off balance right to the head.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Parker tries to land a pair of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
-Depends paws a pair of shots to the eye, but Parker quickly backs away.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 30 of 42 punches, and Richard Parker landed 42 of 83 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Parker hits with a barrage of painful blows to the eye.
+Depends smashes Parker with a cross to the jaw!!
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Parker attempts a hook to the eye, but is ineffective.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker strikes with a volley of blows to the eye.
+Parker connects with a volley of heavy shots to the temple.
-Parker throws a series of blows to the jaw, but Depends covers himself well.
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+Parker whacks Depends with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-Parker attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Depends deftly avoits it.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker lashes out with a stiff right to the mouth!! Depends seems wobbly!
+Parker shakes Depends with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Depends clocks Parker with a barrage of powerful blows to the mouth.
-Parker probes with a pair of right blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Parker lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Depends covers himself well.
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-Parker throws a volley of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Parker pounds Depends with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
+Depends slams Parker with a barrage of quick punches to the temple. Parker beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Depends tosses a flurry of punches to the eye.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker jars Depends with a series of punches to the chin.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Parker lunges with a series of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 29 of 38 punches, and Richard Parker landed 45 of 78 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

Richard Parker is winning the fight 105-104


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Parker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Parker hurts Depends with a barrage of punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
+Depends tags Parker with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth. Parker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Depends fires a flurry of strong punches to the mouth!! Parker covers up.
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-Parker tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Depends attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parker tries a series of left blows to the head, but Depends quickly backs away.
+Parker slams Depends with a mean jab to the chin.
+Depends fires a sweeping right to the head. Parker shakes his head to clear it.
+Depends lashes out with a series of hard punches to the chin. Parker sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Parker throws a series of mean punches to the face.
+Parker jars Depends with a nasty right to the head.
+Parker annoys Depends with a series of mean punches to the face.
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+Parker tosses a barrage of glancing blows to the jaw. Depends covers up.
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-Parker probes with a left roundhouse to the jaw, but Depends steps aside and laughs.
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-Parker charges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Depends leaps aside.
-Parker probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Parker lunges with a volley of right blows to the head, but loses his balance.
+Depends backs up Parker with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Parker charges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Depends backs out of it.
+Parker punches Depends with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+Depends staggers Parker with a barrage of punches to the face.
Depends tries to attack, but Parker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Parker belts Depends with a flurry of mean blows to the chin.
-Depends probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Parker narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 30 of 37 punches, and Richard Parker landed 40 of 80 punches.

Richard Parker won the round 10-9

Richard Parker is winning the fight 115-113


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Parker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 8: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 11: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 12: Richard Parker 10-9

Total Score: Richard Parker 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 8: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 11: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 12: Richard Parker 10-9

Total Score: Richard Parker 115-113


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 8: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 9: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 10: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 11: Richard Parker 10-9
Round 12: Richard Parker 10-9

Total Score: Richard Parker 115-113

Richard Parker wins by decision!