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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\918819.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Could Not Help Myself defeated DeAndre Jordan by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-111, 116-110.Match Saturday, November 23, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Could Not Help Myself!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Jordan backs up Myself with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan punches Myself with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Myself shakes Jordan with a series of quick shots to the stomach.
+Jordan grazes Myself with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself fires a volley of blows to the chest, but Jordan escapes.
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-Myself tries a series of blows to the ribs, but Jordan stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 9 of 24 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9
Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!
Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself tosses a stiff hook to the solar plexus.
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+Jordan fires a volley of punches to the head.
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+Jordan stuns Myself with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jordan hits with a flurry of wild punches to the head. Myself ignores it.
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+Jordan nails Myself with a pair of mean punches to the temple. Myself gets mad!
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 25 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 10 of 22 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 20-18
Jordan doesn't even want to rest!
Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Myself fires a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jordan tags Myself with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
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+Myself jars Jordan with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Jordan annoys Myself with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Myself lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Jordan tags Myself with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Jordan annoys Myself with a series of hard punches to the face. Myself is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 21 of 23 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 11 of 24 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 30-27
Jordan doesn't even want to rest!
Myself doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)
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-Myself tries a uppercut to the stomach, but Jordan blocks.
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+Myself catches Jordan with a hook to the solar plexus. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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-Myself probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Jordan backs up Myself with a series of punches to the nose!! Myself seems wobbly!
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+Myself hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Myself throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jordan backs out of it.
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+Jordan backs up Myself with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Myself asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Myself charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Jordan steps aside and laughs.
+Jordan nails Myself with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Myself fires a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 21 of 39 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 39-37
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Myself doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself fights inside. (inside)
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-Myself lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Jordan pounds Myself with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
-Myself tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Jordan strikes with a quick roundhouse to the nose.
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+Jordan tags Myself with a pair of punches to the head. Myself doesn't notice.
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-Myself attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but Jordan ties him up.
-Myself probes with a left right to the stomach, but Jordan ducks.
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+Jordan hits with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
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+Myself tosses a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Myself tattoos Jordan with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
+Myself staggers Jordan with a pair of solid shots to the chest. Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Myself jars Jordan with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 22 of 25 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 18 of 42 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 48-47
Jordan grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Myself doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Myself lashes out with a left roundhouse to the chin, but Jordan ties him up.
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+Jordan suprises Myself with a volley of solid blows to the chin.
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+Jordan fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Myself launches a barrage of uppercuts to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Jordan pokes Myself with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Jordan suprises Myself with a pair of off balance punches to the temple!
+Myself thumps Jordan with a barrage of painful hooks to the jaw!!
Myself lands a ferocious right blow to the head and Jordan drops like a stone!!
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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Myself tosses a series of mean crosses to the mouth!
+Myself catches Jordan with a volley of punches to the nose.
Myself lands a sudden left haymaker and Jordan bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Jordan struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Myself attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the head. Jordan sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Jordan lands a light jab to the jaw.
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-Myself throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but falls short.
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+Myself attacks with a pair of heavy uppercuts to the nose.
+Jordan annoys Myself with a pair of furious punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 15 of 31 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-7
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 57-55
Jordan is obviously tired.
Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Jordan is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)
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+Jordan takes charge with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+Jordan hits with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Myself throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
+Myself punches Jordan with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Myself backs up Jordan with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Myself whacks Jordan with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach. Jordan seems wobbly!
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-Myself throws a right left to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Jordan staggers Myself with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Jordan belts Myself with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Myself tries a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 24 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 15 of 40 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 67-64
Jordan is slowing down.
Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 8
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)
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+Jordan hits with a jab to the face. Myself seems wobbly!
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+Jordan solidly lands a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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+Jordan hits with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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-Myself tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Jordan blocks.
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+Jordan lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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-Myself paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Jordan hits with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Myself annoys Jordan with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Myself hits Jordan with a left to the stomach.
+Myself takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs. Jordan is hurt!
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-Myself attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jordan ducks just in time.
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-Myself lunges with a uppercut to the stomach, but Jordan stays away from it.
+Jordan throws a volley of off balance punches to the nose! Myself sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 31 of 31 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 17 of 40 punches.
DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 76-74
Jordan is slowing down.
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 9
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)
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+Jordan attacks with a flurry of commanding shots to the face.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Jordan wallops Myself with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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-Myself fires a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Myself probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Jordan backs up Myself with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Myself fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Jordan steps aside.
+Myself lands a volley of commanding blows to the chest.
-Myself paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Jordan smacks Myself with a vicious cross to the mouth!
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+Jordan connects with a quick straight right to the eye. Myself quickly recovers.
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+Myself throws a hard cross to the ribs.
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+Jordan strikes with a pair of painful shots to the nose.
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-Myself charges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Jordan narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 30 of 32 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 16 of 41 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 86-83
Jordan looks exhausted.
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 10
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)
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+Myself wallops Jordan with a volley of strong shots to the ribs!
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+Jordan tags Myself with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
+Jordan hits with a volley of commanding punches to the temple!
-Myself probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Jordan leaps aside.
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-Myself lashes out with a left hook to the stomach, but Jordan leaps aside.
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+Jordan lashes out with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth! Myself is hurt!
-Myself throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Jordan narrowly avoids it
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-Myself probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Jordan escapes.
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+Myself pummels Jordan with a uppercut to the ribs.
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-Jordan attacks with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Myself stays away from it.
+Myself connects with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. Jordan doesn't seem bothered.
+Jordan hammers Myself with a volley of quick punches to the face.
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+Jordan hits Myself with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 26 of 31 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 16 of 39 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 96-92
Jordan collapses limply onto his stool.
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 11
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself is brawling. (inside)
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+Myself clocks Jordan with a nice hook to the ribs.
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-Myself attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
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+Jordan annoys Myself with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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-Myself attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Jordan leaps aside.
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-Myself probes with a straight right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Myself lunges with a left left to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Myself pokes Jordan with a pair of punches to the chest!!
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+Myself smacks Jordan with a nice uppercut to the solar plexus. Jordan shakes his head to clear it.
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-Jordan tries to land a volley of left punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Jordan connects with a volley of wild punches to the eye. Myself asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jordan punches Myself with a series of punches to the eye. Myself asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Jordan suprises Myself with a volley of shots to the jaw.
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+Myself whacks Jordan with a flurry of stinging blows to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 24 of 33 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 20 of 40 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 106-101
Jordan receives medical attention from his trainer.
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 12
Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Myself clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jordan paws a left jab to the mouth, but Myself quickly backs away.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself annoys Jordan with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Myself attacks with a left hook to the mouth, but Jordan ducks just in time.
+Myself takes charge with a mean hook to the eye.
+Myself nails Jordan with a flurry of blows to the eye.
+Jordan hammers Myself with a painful roundhouse to the jaw!!
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+Myself attacks with a flurry of hard blows to the face!
-Myself lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Myself lands a volley of nasty punches to the face!
Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jordan lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Myself attacks with a right jab to the face, but Jordan takes it in the forearms.
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-Myself attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Jordan steps aside.
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-Jordan probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Myself stays away from it.
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-Myself charges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Myself scores with a furious roundhouse to the nose.
-Myself fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Myself hits with a series of punches to the chin.
-Myself attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Myself hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
DeAndre Jordan landed 9 of 29 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 35 of 71 punches.
Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-9
Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 116-110
Jordan collapses limply onto his stool.
Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 7: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 11: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 12: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Total Score: Could Not Help Myself 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 7: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 10: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 11: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 12: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Total Score: Could Not Help Myself 115-111
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 4: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 5: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 6: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 7: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 8: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 9: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 10: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 11: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Round 12: Could Not Help Myself 10-9
Total Score: Could Not Help Myself 116-110
Could Not Help Myself wins by decision!
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